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Song lyrics that get you raging!

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50shadesofgreyismylaundry Thu 26-Apr-18 13:42:03

"Respectfully I say to thee
I'm aware that you're cheating
But no one makes me feel like you do."

No actually, fuck off you're dumped!

"But in the end he needs a little bit more than me
(More security)
He needs his fantasies and freedom
I know him so well."

So he needs security and fantasies and freedom and you're blaming yourself love? Which is it, security or freedom he wants? You're better off without him.

bagelbaby Thu 26-Apr-18 13:46:12

Get out of my dreams and into my car
Dodgy as hell
Hate it

SolarSearcher Thu 26-Apr-18 13:52:26

Girl, I want to make you sweat, sweat till you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out, I'm gonna push it some more
Girl, I want to make you sweat, sweat till you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out, I'm gonna push it, push it, push it some more.

Grrrrr.

OdileDeCaray Thu 26-Apr-18 14:01:47

You're my favourite waste of time.

Awful song.

Just give me a reason, just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent, and we can learn to love again
It's in the stars, it's been written in the scars on our hearts
We're not broken just bent, and we can learn to love again…

My ex used to sing that in front of me whilst we were splitting up.

MissionItsPossible Thu 26-Apr-18 14:02:05

Pretty much all of 212.

MissionItsPossible Thu 26-Apr-18 14:03:58

@OdileDeCaray

Pink has a huge back catalogue where one of her kick-ass-you're-dumped-and-i'm-awesome songs would have been appropriate to sing back wink

ScottishFlipper Thu 26-Apr-18 14:09:26

Any reference to 'losing control.

"I'm about to lose control and I think I like it".

"I was dreaming of the past
And my heart was beating fast
I began to lose control"

I just envisage the singer becoming incontinent.

50shadesofgreyismylaundry Thu 26-Apr-18 14:51:44

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. wink [pisses self]

Grammy78 Thu 26-Apr-18 15:00:34

Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill

One friend left to sell clothes
One works down by the coast
One had two kids but lives alone
One's brother overdosed
One's already on his second wife
One's just barely getting by
But these people raised me
And I can't wait to go home

The last two lines make me rage

kissthealderman Thu 26-Apr-18 15:08:34

"I got so many clothes I keep some in my aunt's house"

OdileDeCaray Thu 26-Apr-18 15:09:16

If I were a boy.

How can she keep a straight face singing that crap?

flapjackfairy Thu 26-Apr-18 15:09:46

I hate the lyrics in Timber when that rapper ( whose name i cant even be bothered to remember ) says
" I 'm slicker than an oil spill,
She says she wont but i bet she will ".
Gives me the rage every time i hear it and ruins a top sing along tune !

flowerslemonade Thu 26-Apr-18 15:14:22

That revolting song about how she can smell another person on his d* (sorry can't remember the name). disgusting.

flapjackfairy Thu 26-Apr-18 15:15:21

Smell another person on his what ??

flapjackfairy Thu 26-Apr-18 15:16:25

Oh and justin timberlake promising to have her naked by the end of this song ! Nothing would turn me off quicker !

ChodeofChodeHall Thu 26-Apr-18 15:18:21

Make believing
We're together

It's MAKING BELIEVE

flapjackfairy Thu 26-Apr-18 15:18:48

Flowers just got it. Ugh . As you say disgusting

NewDOOFUSfor18 Thu 26-Apr-18 15:21:24

Drake

"She asks me if I love her,
I tell her only partly,
I only love my bed and my momma,
I'm sorry"

Oh piss off you man child, makes me feel stabby.

BlingLoving Thu 26-Apr-18 15:31:54

"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you."
Um, yes. It IS about you. Sends me into a rage every single time. DH thinks its hilarious.

OhHolyFuck Thu 26-Apr-18 15:35:44

Stooshe - Black Heart

I don't like it when you break me honey
Why'd you have to do that?
Tell me when you'll make these tears keep falling
Do you feel like a man?

Figure, figure there's no working you out whatsoever
Only one way I can sum you up altogether
You got a black heart

Daddy I've fallen for a monster
Somehow he's scaring me to death
He's big and he's bad
I love him like mad
Momma, he's the best I ever had
Daddy I've fallen for a monster
He got a black heart

Velvetbee Thu 26-Apr-18 15:39:48

I’m only human after all
Don’t put the blame on me.

The thing about being human love, is that you have self awareness, can acknowledge when you’ve fucked up and try honestly to put things right. Not to whine like a spoiled child that it’s so haaaard and you can’t heeellp it.

QueenOfMyWorld Thu 26-Apr-18 15:40:25

That awful alesha dixon song.Does he wash up? No he never cleans up etc.aaaargh!

iklboo Thu 26-Apr-18 15:49:12

Saving All My Love For You.

Get your own man you home wrecking trollop!

jjmc0616 Thu 26-Apr-18 15:52:25

I hope she giving lots of sex
(Or something like that)
Shout out to my ex - little mix

Seriously...

pigeondujour Thu 26-Apr-18 15:57:19

Several of these are people either mishearing or misinterpreting songs grin

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