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What have you done that Jilly Cooper would be proud of?

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Thurlow Thu 19-Apr-18 20:44:53

Whilst panic shaving my legs in preparation for this sudden sunshine I used a shite old razor and gave myself hideous razer burn and ingrown spots. So today, as they were visible even under natural tights, I smothered my legs in foundation first and felt exactly like a Jilly heroine. Maybe even Janey herself.

Anyone else?

JaneJeffer Thu 19-Apr-18 20:50:08

I drank some brandy out of a teacup yesterday.

ScreamingValenta Thu 19-Apr-18 20:58:21

I came out with a terrible pun the other day grin.

FenellaMaxwellsPony Thu 19-Apr-18 20:59:45

Please see username..... grin

Thurlow Thu 19-Apr-18 21:01:04

What was the pun?

ScreamingValenta Thu 19-Apr-18 21:08:14

It's embarrassingly lame - I burnt some stir fry veg in the wok, and said to DH 'I made a bit of a wok up' blush

Thurlow Thu 19-Apr-18 21:23:42

grin

Gazelda Thu 19-Apr-18 21:25:18

I had sex in a bunker (golf course)

ScreamingValenta Thu 19-Apr-18 21:33:24

I'm waiting for someone to come on the thread and say they've played nude tennis grin.

Still, not long till the 1st of May wink

Dhalandchips Thu 19-Apr-18 21:35:17

Sex in the changing rooms of army and navy in Bath. And on a reservoir in Berks! I think Jilly would approve 😁

BalloonSlayer Thu 19-Apr-18 21:38:02

Congratulated DH on a successful erection after he'd put the washing line up

Givemecoffeeplease Thu 19-Apr-18 21:40:21

Bonked al fresco like Janey and Billy. halo

0range99 Thu 19-Apr-18 21:42:13

Rather than washing my hair this morning, I drenched it in scent...sadly not Fracas though.

Bonnie7 Thu 19-Apr-18 21:42:16

Love this thread!
Would love to say DH poured a glass of champers over my bush and licked it off... but I’d be lying.

jedenfalls Thu 19-Apr-18 21:43:48

Sex in a stable.

The horses was NOT impressed.

crimsonlake Thu 19-Apr-18 21:51:49

Sex in a swimming pool in a friends house in SA, they were out of course. Not sure about the neighbours though.

crimsonlake Thu 19-Apr-18 21:53:16

Oh and something involving a flake, nothing to do with the pool episode.

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross Thu 19-Apr-18 21:56:36

Am overweight, have no dress sense, and get embarrassed and blush (although possibly not adorably) frequently, yet still managed to find a bloke to marry me. That’s, like, at least 50% of her female characters. Not the heroines, obvs; I’d have to be gorgeous and impossibly young yet impossibly sexy and difficult to be one of them.

tenbob Thu 19-Apr-18 22:01:13

Lost my virginity to someone called Seb!

And I've had sex in a stable

tenbob Thu 19-Apr-18 22:01:48

And the dog sleeps on my bed

I'm sure Jilly sleeps with her dogs in her bed

theredjellybean Thu 19-Apr-18 22:04:57

My dds have names straight from her books... And we still use their child hood nicknames despite them being adults... And I have ridden hard to hounds and snogged the master of the hunt in a copse

FenellaMaxwellsPony Thu 19-Apr-18 22:06:21

That is a good point - I have also had sex in a stable, and the dog is snoring next to me in bed right now....

Thurlow Thu 19-Apr-18 22:51:51

These are brilliant!

HildaZelda Thu 19-Apr-18 22:58:00

I haven't actually had sex in a stable, but I DID shag a jockey.
I'm sure Jilly would have been very proud grin
Great thread OP.

supercalifragilisticexpiali Thu 19-Apr-18 23:09:59

Dated someone called Rupert whose family owned a bank. Left him for a broke Australian called Bruce!

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