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There hasn't been a BAAAAAAAAAAR for some time FFS

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PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 20:52:42


Although I prefer (and am having white wine).

Life has been a bit shit, I am on MN under a 'wrong' name and I need some company for a drunken actually only slightly tipsy moan.

'mon, I cannot be the only one <hard stare>

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 21:01:29

Oh well, have me drink all on my own then why don't you <humph>

To be fair, I had been doing quite well on my own anyway grin

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Fri 23-Feb-18 21:03:23

Hello there! I'm watching the rugby with a wee swallae (white wine for me too). I remember the bar threads!

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 21:07:20

Welcome! <snogs Platypus>

Actually, your name is more appropriate than you will ever know.

See attached DS4's 'Platypus House' complete with swimming pool and bedroom - he is very obsessed about platypuses and there is very little I now don't know about them. Secreting milk like sweat? Yep. No stomach? Yep. Anything else you need to know??

SweetWonderfulYou Fri 23-Feb-18 21:07:52

I’m on the southern comfort. Definitely warming me up!
What do you want to moan about?

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 21:08:12

I couldn't post a picture of the actual house because DS's face is grinning out of various windows of the amazing edifice in every single one of them grin

Sullabylullaby Fri 23-Feb-18 21:10:06

Sipping on an auld Cabernet Sauvignon meself. Evening all.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Fri 23-Feb-18 21:10:20

Platypuses are ace (ironically autocorrect just changed that to playhouses!) My dc watched a LOT of Phineas and Ferb.

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 21:10:41

Oh don't get me started with the moans!

Overworked and undervalued.

STBXH an arse and at the other end of the world without anything being sorted out between us

Slightly overwhelmed to being solely responsible for 4 DCs.

DHound is a bit of bastard and ate a whole toilet role, then sicked it up all over the hall carpet and now feels sorry for himself.

On the upside, tomorrow we are going to scale Arthur's Seat!

moonlight1705 Fri 23-Feb-18 21:11:05

I've got a horrible cold so made a very brandy heavy hot toddy if that counts!

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 21:12:09

Evening, Sullaby.

Well, interestingly, DS4(almost8) does not rate Perry.

However, he has invented the 'platypus sprint' since he read that they are not very good on their feet on land. It really looks rather absurd but is reasonably fast grin

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 21:18:27

I'm off for a while to put my littlies to bed. I am going to have to behave myself while I do that <sober face>

thugmansion Fri 23-Feb-18 21:20:15

[Waves empty glass around hopefully as forgot to stop at Asda on way home] smile

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Fri 23-Feb-18 21:21:36

We went up Arthur's Seat a few months ago and had a lovely day! Don't drink too much wine as some of it is quite tiring (at my age blush) - used to climb it with a hangover no problem when I was a student!

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 21:21:43


thugmansion Fri 23-Feb-18 21:31:27

Ooh thanks PD. Have found random Smirnoff also.......willing to share.

LtGreggs Fri 23-Feb-18 21:34:29

We're going up the Ochils somewhere - we will wave to you from the top.

I really wish I had some real life 🍷 in. But I did have real life crisps 😁

Sullabylullaby Fri 23-Feb-18 21:40:43

What and where is Arthur's seat pray tell? I've just gotten back into exercise and am rolling with the enthusiasm while I have it!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Fri 23-Feb-18 22:01:28

Arthur's Seat is in Edinburgh, Sulla.

I'm looking at a while day of rugby tomorrow (6 Nations), interspersed with being a taxi service for the kids.

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 22:11:54

I'm back!

Now having brew before bed - it's really v tame hmm

Can beer go off?
I am about 20 bottles of Corona left over from a party in 2015, just found rather dusty in the cupboard under the stairs, expiry date was Dec 2017. They are fine, aren't they?
How can beer even go off??

BeachyUmbrella Fri 23-Feb-18 22:16:41

They are sooooo fine, hardly into 2018

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 22:17:52

I don't even like beer sad

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 22:19:14

And I clearly am not beer, I am slightly drunk, I have beer.

I could donate them for a good cause <speculates>

CanIBuffalo Fri 23-Feb-18 22:19:27

Into second bottle of Prosecco. Fuck all on thr telly.sad

PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 22:22:26

I'm kinda watching Jamestown, while looking at trains for tomorrow and faffing around on here.
Multitasking, innit.

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