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DeathByMascara Fri 09-Feb-18 23:26:23

Fuck and bugger it

Recently bereaved, angry at the world.

I want to offload these things. Please continue with your own cuuuu.......nt dedications.

ReggaetonLente Fri 09-Feb-18 23:28:30

Cancer is the biggest cunt. The largest of all.

AlpacaLypse Fri 09-Feb-18 23:30:45

Addiction. Watched baby bro die of it. Utterly horrible.

user764329056 Fri 09-Feb-18 23:32:06

Poverty is a cunt

hollyberrytree Fri 09-Feb-18 23:37:32

Cyber bullying ruining young people’s lives.

AdoraBell Fri 09-Feb-18 23:37:32

DH is being a bit of a cunt at present. Not LTB worthy cuntiness, just enough to give me the rage.

YY to cancer being a CUNT. DH’s best friend died early Dec, Uncle late Dec and MIL diagnosed just before Uncle died. Hence DH’s cuntiness. And that’s why it’s not LTB worthy.

toffee1000 Fri 09-Feb-18 23:38:57

Anxiety. I am not living a normal life. Socialising is a nightmare. I don’t see anyone or do anything. I haven’t done anything romantically, forget sex, not even kissed anyone. I am too anxious and my self-confidence is too shit to even put myself out there. When I was at university I was never the one to suggest anywhere, as I worried people would think my ideas boring. I had two friends there. I know there’s no set number of friends but I really wanted to make more. But my anxiety told me i was too weird, that I’d have nothing in common with these people, they wouldn’t find me interesting, they wouldn’t want to befriend me. One friend was a really sociable extrovert, I couldn’t understand how she did it.


EatingSatsumas Fri 09-Feb-18 23:40:24

Neonatal death.

YouBoggleMyMind Fri 09-Feb-18 23:41:40

Sepsis, meningitis, endocarditis, stroke. CUNTSSSSSS

CrispyWanton Fri 09-Feb-18 23:45:18

All the above and add FIL angry

Catkins0877 Fri 09-Feb-18 23:46:23

Alcoholic parents gambling and gaslighting.Jobs you love but emotionally draining of every ounce.The shit life throws at you .....are c u next tuesdaysgrin

WishingOnABar Fri 09-Feb-18 23:48:25

Spent a year recovering from a knee injury. Just been building up confidence and doing brisk walking on treadmill to rebuild my fitness over the last few months.
This morning over extended my knee so basically over straightened it and felt a crunching sensation, currently sat with a bag of frozen veg on my swollen leg feeling back to square one.
Big fat wanky cunt fucker

WishingOnABar Fri 09-Feb-18 23:49:00

Also cancer is a cunt too

DovahBee11 Fri 09-Feb-18 23:49:14

Dementia and Alzheimer's

yorkshireyummymummy Fri 09-Feb-18 23:56:27

Burying your child.
There’s no pain like it.

notangelinajolie Sat 10-Feb-18 00:03:36

Just a UTI. No bugger interested. Housebound old lady waiting 3 weeks for someone to come and take blood samples/urine test. Called 111. Paramedic called ambulance. Delerium. Chest infection. C Diff. Heart Attack. Died last week. No one would listen. Heartbroken. Cunts the lot of them.

Ginxed Sat 10-Feb-18 00:10:20

Mental health and suicide, total and utter cunts
And cancer

kateandme Sat 10-Feb-18 00:14:00

battling illness that's only motive was to rob them of life and smile.battling battling watching them melt away but try so hard!
needing to save them but knowing you cant.
knowing love is and has been the most powerful cure to help them yet.and that all other help is frankly shockingly shit.
love heals and helps them survive their daily shitty battle but wanting to do more wanting anything to come along so we can 'fix this'.
seeing the sadness in those eyes.those kind eyes that you no would do anything to make thing better for you never mind themselves.

NewYearNiki Sat 10-Feb-18 00:16:57

My ex. You cheated. You cuuuuuuunnnnnnt. Mother fucking cunt wanking arsehole bastard twatting fucking CUNTER


Disclaimer I am very drunk.

Apologies for anything i post

NewYearNiki Sat 10-Feb-18 00:19:28

My mother too. You were and are useless. Never should have been allowed to have kids. Cunt

Mumsymcmumface Sat 10-Feb-18 00:20:18

Depression and being self employed and leading to serious financial difficulty, the risk of being made homeless, and drs who advise “some time off” to try and get back on track who seem to think that we all have cushy jobs with sick pay and that that would add to the financial problems that cause the smdepression that cause the financial problems........

Well paid, not living in the real world, fully paid when off sick cunts.

FiveGoPrematurelyGrey Sat 10-Feb-18 00:20:46

Cancer. Cunt. Pancreatic Cancer. The cuntiest cunt of all.

Thesecondtoast Sat 10-Feb-18 00:27:54

86 year old MIL was told this morning that she had a certain issue and there was nothing more they could do. Further test results tonight show that to be totally incorrect. The family have been going through hell today - cuuuuunts

BeachOrPool Sat 10-Feb-18 00:29:33

DH is being a bit of a cunt at present. Not LTB worthy cuntiness, just enough to give me the rage

I can relate, most days.

People with greyish whites after white washes; now that's a very cuntish thing

ChinkChink Sat 10-Feb-18 00:29:51


OrlandaFuriosa Sat 10-Feb-18 00:29:51

Only a minor one compared to these, but itch on the cuuuuuuuunt..ME. Combined with wonky leg and brain tumour. Irritating.

AndNoneForGretchenWieners Sat 10-Feb-18 00:33:03

Cancer is a cunt. Particularly lung cancer. It is sooooo good to say that because I never say that word out loud. CUNT.

ReggaetonLente Sat 10-Feb-18 00:34:16

86 year old MIL was told this morning that she had a certain issue and there was nothing more they could do. Further test results tonight show that to be totally incorrect. The family have been going through hell today - cuuuuuuuunts

That must have been very hard and horrible for all of you. But I would truly give anything to be in the position you’re in now sad

yorkshireyummymummy Sat 10-Feb-18 00:40:32

I know it’s each to their own with pain and grief but when I look at these posts about death , cancer, broken hearts and then one pops up about an 86 year old woman who is going to be alright...........I wish people would think sometimes on these threads......and I wish my boy had lived for 86 weeks or months never mind years......and I wish they had told me it was all a mistake after they told me he would die. It’s all relative I suppose but I just feel a bit FFS- Get real. 😢😢😢

ReggaetonLente Sat 10-Feb-18 00:44:22

flowers yorkshireyummymummy

gluteustothemaximus Sat 10-Feb-18 00:47:52

I have TMJ. Not life threatening or as bad as cancer. But I'm in constant pain. This latest episode has lastest 2 weeks so far. Can't sleep. Codeine does nothing.

TMJ is a cunt.

So are abusive family. All cunts.

FarmerSee Sat 10-Feb-18 00:50:55

Depression is a cunt

Life is good - you have an amazing husband, a beautiful son (after 2 miscarriages) and a roof over your head. But that pesky depression has to make you feel like utter shit

Anxiety is a cunt
Stopping you from achieving your goals and ambitions, keeping you a prisoner in your own fearful mind

NewYearNiki Sat 10-Feb-18 00:53:18

@yorkshireyummymummy 💐😢

So sorry

Bitchfromhell Sat 10-Feb-18 00:57:55

Failed adoption is the biggest cunt n the land. Likely to be soon followed by failed marriage so, you know, fuck off you pair of cunts.

sheldonesque Sat 10-Feb-18 00:58:09

Splenic tumours.

I hate them only marginally more than I hate my life.

Bitchfromhell Sat 10-Feb-18 00:58:40


2018SoFarSoGreat Sat 10-Feb-18 00:59:17

yorkshireyummymummy flowers

Yes yes yes to that CUNT lung cancer. I hate you so much.

3kidsnomore Sat 10-Feb-18 01:00:46

also recently bereaved,lost my dad unexpectedly the word cunt is my friend right now!x

3kidsnomore Sat 10-Feb-18 01:01:02

oh and so is vodka!x

GnotherGnu Sat 10-Feb-18 01:02:42

Alzheimer's. An old teacher of mine has it. She was an absolutely charismatic teacher, who not only had an encyclopaedic knowledge and love of her own subject, history, but also of English literature, the classics, large chunks of French and German Literature, art and music. Her superb mind and memory were everything to her. Now all taken away, bar brief glimpses - and the cruellest aspect is, of course, that she has had to live with the knowledge of what was coming. Alzheimer's, just FOTTFSOF, you total CUNT.

WoahBodyforrrrm Sat 10-Feb-18 01:14:03

Brain tumours are cunts. Being diagnosed at 28 when you have 4 young children is cuntish. Watching everyone around you starting their families and loving life when you fear you won't see your children grow up is extremely cunty.

Also, people who don't realise how lucky they are, are cunts. I wish I was still one of them.

Please let me see my children grow up 🙏🏼

flowers for all of you out there going through these cuntish things. yorkshire my heart goes out to you, it really does.

DixieNormas Sat 10-Feb-18 02:40:55

cancer, my Nana died last week. Cancer is a cunt

LurpakIsTheOnlyButter Sat 10-Feb-18 02:53:45

Suicide is a cunt. My dad left me to pick up all the pieces.
Then my uncle died of cancer a few weeks later.
How am I supposed to deal with all this at once? Cunt.

TroubledTribble28 Sat 10-Feb-18 03:35:27

Instant death heart attacks, war fatigue and miscarriages are all cunts. I want my Dad back. He had me and I had him. Death is a cunt tbf, sickness is a cunt.

flowers brew for everyone.

MrsGloop Sat 10-Feb-18 04:00:25

An 86 year old woman who’s been told she’s fine...

Frankly, even if she hadn’t been fine, I’m not sure that would “qualify” for the thread. It’s sad when a person dies, but I don’t really see the tragedy in someone of that age passing.

Wincarnis Sat 10-Feb-18 04:22:17

Cancer, Arthritis and the tax office. Cunts the lot of you!

MardAsSnails Sat 10-Feb-18 04:40:57

The world is a cunt today.

DH is a minor level cunt, but the world? Proper proper cunt

beckieperk Sat 10-Feb-18 04:41:09

WoahBodyforrrm that's really cuntish. sad
Sending flowers

Crunchymum Sat 10-Feb-18 04:41:50

Rate genetic condition is a complete and utter cunt.

My 3 week old DD will hopefully live a fulfilling life but not without many health issues and challenges.

adayatthebeach Sat 10-Feb-18 04:45:57

A lifetime of chronic lumbar and cervical disc ruptures and tears. I don’t want to live to be 86. Cunt

DeathByMascara Sat 10-Feb-18 08:03:27

Cancer is a cunt.

Family who let you down are cunts.

Anxiety is a cunt.


SoupDragon Sat 10-Feb-18 08:11:54

I’m not sure that would “qualify” for the thread

Surely the thread is simply for ranting, not a competition.

Cookiesandwine Sat 10-Feb-18 08:19:09


Every time I think I have this shit sorted, something else comes up. Nature of the beast and all that, but it’s so fucking stressful.

Plus I have one sided lymphadeama - so that’s attractive. Cunting cancer.

MrsGloop Sat 10-Feb-18 16:51:48

SoupDragon The word “qualifies” may have been artless, but I think you’re being a little obtuse to deliberate misread the point of my post.

LostMyBaubles Sat 10-Feb-18 16:58:10

Strokes are cunts

So are Drs that won't do anything more to help
Then another Dr saying if he was on he would have sent gran to hdu
Grandma 💔

SoupDragon Sat 10-Feb-18 17:22:19

I think you’re being a little obtuse to deliberate misread the point of my post.

And I disagree.

skippykips Sat 10-Feb-18 17:50:07

Bumping into a person I haven't been in contact with for many years. Im crying cos my last born will be 2 tomorrow,crying my eyes out cos I will never have a 1 year old again. I ask this woman how she is doing, her baby has a disease, she has just popped out of hospital for a break. Her baby may not actually see her first birthday.
I have felt like the biggest cunt all day! I actually hate myself!

Namechangedtoscream Sat 10-Feb-18 17:55:31

Minor in comparison to some of these but Hyperemesis is a Cunt of the highest order

theotherendofthesockportal Sat 10-Feb-18 18:05:53

Dear former work colleague and friend, our place of work didn't ruin our friendship, you did. You made my life a living hell for 2 years by bullying me. I blame you for what happened and causing my miscarriage. You may claim it was because you have social anxiety, well we all know that is bullshit and in fact you are just a cunt.

ginch Sat 10-Feb-18 18:12:17

Watching your child suffer, no matter how old they are, and being unable to help, is a cunt.

It is cuntier than a cunty thing.

mysticpizza Sat 10-Feb-18 18:17:55

List in no particular order because they are all max level cuntery:

Paedophile stepFIL's and the OH's who minimise and stand by them.
Heart attacks

And this week's cunt of the week : redundancy.

Badumdumdum Sat 10-Feb-18 18:27:25


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