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Favourite non-sweary insults

(85 Posts)
FlippingSake Tue 23-Jan-18 13:11:47

Got any good ones? I'm a fan of Cockfoster and Fanny fart but would like to add to my repertoire.

Clawdy Tue 23-Jan-18 13:21:18

Aren't they a bit sweary anyway? grin

iklboo Tue 23-Jan-18 13:22:19

Bumblechump

MrsHathaway Tue 23-Jan-18 13:30:29

If you call that non-sweary I have to wonder what sweary would look like!

Donkey
Weapon
'nana
Melon

lizzlebizzle33 Tue 23-Jan-18 13:32:19

Always enjoyed Calling someone a tool or a spanner 😂

lovelyjubilly Tue 23-Jan-18 13:41:28

'Pleb' used to be my insult of choice until that politician famously got into hot water by using it and causing great offense.

I now resort to using 'Nincompoop'.

SchrodingersFrilledLizard Tue 23-Jan-18 13:46:18

Ninny.

ThereIsIron Tue 23-Jan-18 13:46:29

Balloon
Apeth

FlippingSake Tue 23-Jan-18 13:53:41

Clawdy, MrsHathaway, good point. grinMaybe I've overused them and they've lost their impact. I may use any suggestions to tone down my repertoire then!

bluesu Tue 23-Jan-18 13:55:13

Rump fed ronyon
(Fat arsed wh*re in Shakespearien terms)

bluesu Tue 23-Jan-18 13:55:36

Flibberdigibbet

CrowOnTheBroom Tue 23-Jan-18 13:56:13

Clown shoes

XmasInTintagel Tue 23-Jan-18 13:56:17

My dad used to shout 'stocking tops!', when really frustrated - probably considered sexist though nowadays grin

Snotato Tue 23-Jan-18 13:58:34

Dinny
Donut
Moron
Numpty
Turd
Maggot

Dancetothebeat32 Tue 23-Jan-18 13:59:29

Birth hole

Magicismagic Tue 23-Jan-18 14:00:44

Turnip

Thistlebelle Tue 23-Jan-18 14:05:20

Dunderheid.
Numpty.

SchrodingersFrilledLizard Tue 23-Jan-18 14:06:04

Idiot.

happinessischocolate Tue 23-Jan-18 14:07:19

Cockwomble

Andthatsthat Tue 23-Jan-18 14:09:00

Helm

forcryinoutloud Tue 23-Jan-18 14:36:14

Mad as a box of frogs

PinkSquash Tue 23-Jan-18 14:51:57

Melt, tool and wet wipe are some of my favourites

bettydraper31 Tue 23-Jan-18 14:54:12

Clown
Ninny
Fanny
Spanner
Div

UrbaneSprawl Tue 23-Jan-18 14:57:38

Schmuck
Schlemiel
Schlimazel

Kursk Tue 23-Jan-18 15:02:15

Somewhere out there is a tree working hard to produce oxygen for you to breathe. I think you should apologize to it.

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