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Has there just been a glitch in the matrix?

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WalkingWolly Mon 08-Jan-18 11:42:23

I’m sure it was 9am just a minute ago. And then another person in the shop said how quick the morning had gone and then the man in the queue couldn’t believe it’s 11.40. Just been on FB and another person posting how fast the days gone.

Who’s messing with the mainframe hmm

AnachronisticCorpse Mon 08-Jan-18 11:44:29

Omg that is so weird. I have literally just looked at the time and said ‘wtf’, I thought it was about 10am at the latest.

TimeIhadaNameChange Mon 08-Jan-18 11:45:34

Your time has obviously come to me. I've done loads yet time is passing slowly today. Not dragging, but I'm not having to rush.

WalkingWolly Mon 08-Jan-18 11:55:30

The cat won’t eat her lunch. Shes looking at me like wtf human, I just ate a minute ago

Glitch confirmed

WalkingWolly Mon 08-Jan-18 11:56:38

TimeIHadA is clearly an agent of the government sent here to reassure us. Away with you.

MsHomeSlice Mon 08-Jan-18 11:58:06

oooh, i had this yesterday! Plus a huge wobbly headrush for no reason when I was peeling carrots.

I am very far north, maybe it is working its way south?

NameChanger22 Mon 08-Jan-18 11:58:50

I did see a cat pass me twice this morning. You could be onto something.

WalkingWolly Mon 08-Jan-18 12:02:03

Can confirm I am south. Also all the milk has gone. Nobody remembers drinking it.

<tinfoil hat>

Notsureaboutmuchanymore Mon 08-Jan-18 12:04:26

Def a glitch. I have 3 children off school and was fully prepared to feel like needing to open the wine by 10am.....

But it’s 12.03 and they have all been good and are currently sat quietly watching a film confused

TheDrsDocMartens Mon 08-Jan-18 12:05:15

My morning disappeared too —nothing to do with the book v cleaning debate I had with myself—

LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle Mon 08-Jan-18 12:05:49

Definitely a glitch.
I've had exactly the same conversation with my Dad 10 mins ago!

Where the fuck has the morning gone?!
I swear I blinked at 9 and all of a sudden it was half 11!

And yesterday I swear exactly the same car and driver drove past me 3 times...^in the same direction each fucking time!^

LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle Mon 08-Jan-18 12:06:56

Lots of "I swear" in that post...blush

Witchend Mon 08-Jan-18 12:14:43

I thought it was just because I've a day off work!

cakeforksareleftist Mon 08-Jan-18 12:17:38

Well this is most peculiar. I'm Eastern England and couldn't believe it was only 12.15, as I've managed to do so much this morning.

Curiouser & curiouser shock

Avonandice Mon 08-Jan-18 12:18:06

The cause of the glitch is probably centered at my house, I have two teen girls currently tidying their bedroom (pit) voluntarily.

Snowdrop18 Mon 08-Jan-18 12:23:18

I'm not working so yes, the morning has flown by grin

not sure that makes it a glitch in the matrix, more just a day off?!

brizzledrizzle Mon 08-Jan-18 12:24:16

There is a glitch, yes. I was with a group of young children and one of them said it was snowing; the rest ignored it and carried on with what they were supposed to be doing. That never, ever happens.

StealthNinjaMum Mon 08-Jan-18 12:24:58

Another one who thinks time has flown this morning. I wrote a to do list about 9am (SAHM mum here) and despite spending a solid 3 hours whizzing round changing beds, tidying bedrooms etc I have only done about three things on the very long list and am now thinking when dh comes home the house will still be a shithole. Maybe I'll just put my feet up for the next three hours, after all, working my arse off doesn't seem to make a difference.

QueenNefertitty Mon 08-Jan-18 12:26:35

Absolutely- my colleagues and I were just all shock at the time. We thought it was about 10.30...

Snowdrop18 Mon 08-Jan-18 12:29:19

OP "Nobody remembers drinking it."

given previous experience on MN, I am now worried someone is secretly living in your house shock

ParadiseCity Mon 08-Jan-18 12:31:02

Woooooh. confused the same lorry has driven past me 5 times today.

TieGrr Mon 08-Jan-18 12:31:30

A cat not eating? Yeah, there's something funny going on alright.

Awwlookatmybabyspider Mon 08-Jan-18 12:33:28

Have you seen the glitch in the matrix photos on you tube.

Whywonttheyletmeusemyusername Mon 08-Jan-18 12:34:14

Opposite end of the matrix here....but yesterday !! It went SO slowly....I was about 3 hours ahead of the actual time. Weird as fuck !

NotAPuffin Mon 08-Jan-18 12:35:32

My kids got up willingly and happily this morning at 6:45am, despite it being the first day back to school after the holidays. They didn't complain once.

There's definitely something odd going on.

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