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Respo 53 New year New thread

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PortiaCastis Sat 06-Jan-18 13:36:16

Here we are pontificating with coffee tea gin or prosecco and why not

PortiaCastis Sat 06-Jan-18 13:39:27

I'm here but have to go as busy busy today and yep dd has just arisen crying where's my hair bobble.

QueenHalloween Sat 06-Jan-18 13:40:56

In before better grin

ItsNYlyme Sat 06-Jan-18 13:43:01

It's decided then!
My new name, with help from Vanilla and Xmas and seconded by Better is HonkyTonkWoman! 😹

HonkyWonkWoman Sat 06-Jan-18 13:51:16

Already taken!
But I think this name sounds better!
So the new me for the NY! 🍾🥂

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks Sat 06-Jan-18 13:54:35

Beer here. 🍺

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks Sat 06-Jan-18 13:56:02

Better will be pig sick Queen. fgrin

HonkyWonkWoman Sat 06-Jan-18 14:08:18

Cheers 🍻 🍻🍻
Let's have a few!

Snotato Sat 06-Jan-18 14:27:29

How about a deep red xmas?

Bettercallsaul1 Sat 06-Jan-18 14:44:56

pigsick? Delightful! You could at least make it sheep sick!

Well done, Queen. <grudging>

Bettercallsaul1 Sat 06-Jan-18 14:46:59

Xmas DD is suggesting rose gold bridesmaid dresses and I think she may be right! I think that would look lovely!

Bettercallsaul1 Sat 06-Jan-18 14:49:31

I will ignore your tastelessly vaunting new name and continue to call you Bathsheba, Bathsheba.

Fuckit2017 Sat 06-Jan-18 14:56:21

Time is not on my side. I'm meant to take the kids hair dressers. They all need baths and clothes washed and dried done the wash put it in dryer. And some Muppet turned the dryer of. I still need to bath and wash the 3 youngest hair. Then u have to allow for tantrums. And it closes at 5. I need to either forget it. Or get some motivation

XmasFairy86 Sat 06-Jan-18 15:07:16

Love the dusty pink!
I'm thinking some shade of pink. Blush/peach/rose gold. I think red is too harsh for may. For me anyway!

NewDOOFUSfor18 Sat 06-Jan-18 15:08:41

Afternoon grin

So yesterday ds was absolutely vile to me. I have never heard such venom come out a 5 year old and I'm fucked if I know where it came from. He hates me, wants another mummy, wants to live somewhere else. That coupled with him thinking he rules the roost, having tantrums when he doesn't get his own way, thinking the world revolves around him...so he got himself grounded for a week. His attitude has been awful for the past few weeks....its now coming back to bite him on the arse.

XmasFairy86 Sat 06-Jan-18 15:08:56

I find when I have loads to do time disappears f2017. Are hair cuts vital this week? Can it be delayed to next sat?

Do you have symmetrical buttocks bath?

Fuckit2017 Sat 06-Jan-18 15:14:59

It can be delayed. But then dd7 will go into big time.

XmasFairy86 Sat 06-Jan-18 15:24:14

I think they all get a bit hysterical over the Xmas period doof! Too much for them I think. My eldest went mental and was arguing (violently!) with her dad in her sleep. Was amusing to watch, but she was that tired she had no recollection of it.

All the lack of routine breaks them I think. Give him a week or 2, and hopefully he'll be back to his less annoying/vile self 😂😂

XmasFairy86 Sat 06-Jan-18 15:25:09

Can you take just dd7, then sort the baths/hair out tonight?

Snotato Sat 06-Jan-18 15:27:18

Can one of the older ones take dd7 to the hairdressers while you stay home with the younger ones?

Snotato Sat 06-Jan-18 15:29:42

Oh yes doof,I agree with xmas.my kids get very badly behaved half terms etc as there is no structure and routines are out the window.something as simple as having a bath in the morning rather than evening sends mine loopy.

Fuckit2017 Sat 06-Jan-18 15:34:16

No dd7 can't be left or go anywhere without me. Because of her violence etc

RespoDad Sat 06-Jan-18 16:27:42

Afternoon all! Great name changes, laydees: wonky and buttocks 😜😜👅👅😘

Have you missed me?

VanillaSugar Sat 06-Jan-18 16:29:23

Hi doof - lots of early nights, clean food, no sugar nor E-numbers - that should make the lad behave grin

Fuckit2017 Sat 06-Jan-18 16:33:40

Name changes shock I won't know anyone is 😢

I made it to hair dressers

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