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Christmas Bingo ideas needed

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LittleLights Tue 12-Dec-17 18:26:33

Just for a bit of fun I was thinking about making everyone a bingo card for Christmas Day.

Was going to add things like

Dad falls asleep after lunch

Lynx received

Socks received

Queens speech

Mum forgot something

But I need more ideas if anyone can think of any?

ScreamingValenta Tue 12-Dec-17 18:31:11

Sprout falls on carpet? (always happens at some point here)

hattyhighlighter Tue 12-Dec-17 18:35:41

Cracker doesn't work

ScreamingValenta Tue 12-Dec-17 18:37:20

Paper crown splits (inspired by hatty's there!)

ScreamingValenta Tue 12-Dec-17 18:38:44

First Boxing Day sale advert seen on TV

afishnotabird Tue 12-Dec-17 18:40:44

Peas left in microwave

ScreamingValenta Tue 12-Dec-17 18:43:35

Someone tells a terrible joke

TheImprobableGirl Tue 12-Dec-17 18:44:36

Great idea! I am totally stealing this, thanks OP!!

How about Oscar winning performance for a disappointing present; pet eats an xmas dish/present; somebody mentions charades; somebody wants more turkey (sandwiches)

BlackPeppercorn Tue 12-Dec-17 18:47:42

Dog fart.
(Must be witnessed by two guests, and both must remain conscious throughout)

ScreamingValenta Tue 12-Dec-17 18:48:19

Lump found in gravy (provided person making gravy has a sense of humour fgrin )

ScreamingValenta Tue 12-Dec-17 18:49:46

Someone starts reminiscing about a childhood white Christmas.

Ragwort Tue 12-Dec-17 18:55:17

Pudding boiled dry speaks from experience.

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints Tue 12-Dec-17 18:55:54

Yorkshires left in the oven.

ABitOfACyclePath Tue 12-Dec-17 19:36:27

Someone says "What time are they coming?"

See a child on new bike riding past window (every year round here!) or with a new remote control car/drone/thing.

ABitOfACyclePath Tue 12-Dec-17 19:40:20

"Where have we put all the batteries"

Someone needs to use a screwdriver to get a toy out of the box.

Someone yelling "Get out of the fridge!"

ScreamingValenta Tue 12-Dec-17 19:42:16

If you normally put the radio on during the day, include some ubiquitous Christmas songs on your bingo card - I wish it could be Christmas every day, Mistletoe and Wine, Merry Christmas (war is over), Do they know it's Christmas, etc. Or you could substitute carols if you listen to a Classical station.

HemanOrSheRa Tue 12-Dec-17 19:46:27

The cook shouting 'JUST LEAVE ME. I'M FINE. (That's me grin)

ScreamingValenta Tue 12-Dec-17 19:48:02

Someone disappearing to the loo when washing up is mentioned!

HemanOrSheRa Tue 12-Dec-17 19:55:12

Similar to Path 'Don't touch that It's for Christmas'. Or children asking 'Is it Christmas yet? Can we open it NOW?' We used to drive our Mum insane asking this about the Christmas goodies grin.

ScreamingValenta Tue 12-Dec-17 19:57:40

Someone practising miniature origami with chocolate wrappers.

TheImprobableGirl Tue 12-Dec-17 20:36:34

A sibling squabble? Someone does a sprouty pump?

HemanOrSheRa Tue 12-Dec-17 20:41:27

Ooh yes Improbable. An adult sibling squabble even better. More points or bingo doodads for hissing so the children don't hear grin.

Pixie2015 Tue 12-Dec-17 20:46:20

Spilt drink & first swear word

PavlovaPlease Tue 12-Dec-17 20:47:53

Racist, homophobic or misogynistic comment from DF.
Bonus points for 3 in the same comment.

Leeds2 Tue 12-Dec-17 21:19:05

First holiday ad on TV.

First child to wail "it doesn't work."

First child to wail "this isn't what I wanted."

First person to say "Does this have x in it, because I'm allergic to x."

First person to say "Shall we nip to the pub for a swift one before lunch?"

First person to say "Yorkshires with Christmas lunch? Just why?"

First person to say "What day is it today?"

first person to say "Are the shops open tomorrow?"

First person to say "Where are you going on holiday next year?"

First person to say "What are you doing for New Year?"

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