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if you were to get arrested , what would it likely be for?

(82 Posts)
Comedyshortsgamer Mon 11-Dec-17 20:44:55

I would say obviously mistaken identity.

HighwayDragon1 Mon 11-Dec-17 20:46:20

The only time I'm ever out that's not really kid related I'm in the pub so... Drunk and disorderly

BubbaLips Mon 11-Dec-17 20:46:55

fraud

ShowMePotatoSalad Mon 11-Dec-17 20:47:03

Being too attractive

YCAWS Mon 11-Dec-17 20:49:14

Attacking someone I work with my manager is a dick

GalactiCat Mon 11-Dec-17 20:49:23

Owning a weapon of mass destruction.

dudsville Mon 11-Dec-17 20:50:54

My secret life as a fabulously wealthy and gorgeous person.

gincamelbak Mon 11-Dec-17 20:51:45

Storming parliament.

BeeFarseer Mon 11-Dec-17 20:52:43

Breaking the Official Secrets Act.

Gazelda Mon 11-Dec-17 20:52:47

Arson.
It's so bloody cold here, the furniture and a box of matches are very tempting ...

JoanLenin Mon 11-Dec-17 20:53:55

Organising a mass riot.

Braveanddifferent Mon 11-Dec-17 20:54:30

Common assault.

CitrusSun Mon 11-Dec-17 20:55:31

Calling for a revolution to get all the angry and frustrated among us out on the streets to protest at the injustice of this country

MaggieMagpie1 Mon 11-Dec-17 20:55:32

At this moment, and if I thought for a second I'd get away with it, Murder. And I am the least violent person on the planet. smile

DancingHouse Mon 11-Dec-17 20:55:50

Drug possession

Gileswithachainsaw Mon 11-Dec-17 20:55:53

Accidental indecent exposure

EllebellyBeeblebrox Mon 11-Dec-17 20:56:58

Drunk and disorderly, or horribly bad driving. Not at the same time.

iklboo Mon 11-Dec-17 20:57:41

Subversive behaviour

Cocolepew Mon 11-Dec-17 20:57:59

GBH.

EllebellyBeeblebrox Mon 11-Dec-17 20:57:59

Ooh or maybe stealing 10p carriers from Tesco accidentally not

SealSong Mon 11-Dec-17 20:58:24

For gaffer taping the face of the man at work who makes repeated wet snorting noises all day long. Gross, and very irritating.

CustardOmlet Mon 11-Dec-17 20:59:11

Road rage - specifically slowly ramming someone's car off the road who is faffing.

DonnyAndVladSittingInATree Mon 11-Dec-17 20:59:38

Either twatting my neighbour or stealing their dog.

Trialsmum Mon 11-Dec-17 21:00:33

Probably crap driving 🙈

MrsExpo Mon 11-Dec-17 21:01:12

Murdering DH ......

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