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I need a kick up the arse (apologies, The Economist)

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BulletFox Mon 20-Nov-17 17:41:59

I'm hiding upstairs chain smoking as I have an unwanted house guest downstairs and the cat has barfed over the table.

I need to take a deep breath, put down the cigarettes, go downstairs and face it.

Kick away.

PanPanPanPing Mon 20-Nov-17 17:45:10

But you haven't actually sworn?!

Nomoresugar Mon 20-Nov-17 17:47:30

When is your guest leaving?

Anyone else in house with you?

BulletFox Mon 20-Nov-17 17:48:11

Is arse technically a swear word? I'll have to examine their pie charts.

Ok I have stepped away from the cigarettes and am going to examine cat vomit and noisy house guests.

The force is with me.

BulletFox Mon 20-Nov-17 18:20:38

It's only for one night, I didn't realise they expected to stay.

I'm motivated now and am currently waiting up the road to pick up nice food and cat vomit is cleared, she's pretending to look innocent sat in a box. Yeabbut we know the TROOF, cat

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