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Make up a lie about yourself

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DenzilEmily Sun 12-Nov-17 15:58:27

Can be anything

I have watched every episode of Made in Chelsea

Ttbb Sun 12-Nov-17 16:00:46

I once made a six tier ivory wedding cake complete with buttercream and sugared roses from scratch the night before my best friend's wedding.

00100001 Sun 12-Nov-17 16:01:45

I wear socks when I have a bath

TheQueenOfWands Sun 12-Nov-17 16:02:03

I built my house from wombat poops.

MissConductUS Sun 12-Nov-17 16:02:34

I have super powers. I can make cake disappear.

BlessYourCottonSocks Sun 12-Nov-17 16:03:36

I love Monday mornings.

NerrSnerr Sun 12-Nov-17 16:04:43

I’m giving my child an action packed Sunday and we have not had Peppa Pig on telly for the last 2 hours.

MummySparkle Sun 12-Nov-17 16:06:24

My house is always show-home perfect

spankhurst Sun 12-Nov-17 16:10:15

I do not spend a lot of time daydreaming.

glitterbiscuits Sun 12-Nov-17 16:10:31

I’m super fit and run marathons

Andrewofgg Sun 12-Nov-17 16:11:25

I can levitate and teleport. I can also turn myself inside out.

Katanna Sun 12-Nov-17 16:11:47

I'm a size 10

TossDaily Sun 12-Nov-17 16:12:09

I'm a 1956 size 8, am fluent in eight languages and I change my bedding only when there is an A in the day.

EvilDoctorBallerinaRoastDuck Sun 12-Nov-17 16:12:15

I'm Dutch.

ReinettePompadour Sun 12-Nov-17 16:12:19

I was a virgin until I got together with my dh. grin

doctorcuntybollocks Sun 12-Nov-17 16:13:14

I have a vestigial tail.

Justbookedasummmerholiday Sun 12-Nov-17 16:15:09

I travel to work by unicorn.

LinoleumBlownapart Sun 12-Nov-17 16:17:11

I fart fairy kisses

sureitsgrand Sun 12-Nov-17 16:17:50

I love all of my in laws....

BatteredBreadedOrSouthernFried Sun 12-Nov-17 16:20:25

I’m Batman

Thunderpunt Sun 12-Nov-17 16:26:26

My DH is hilarious when he’s had a drink

Mascarawandlady Sun 12-Nov-17 16:28:22

I won 3.2 million on the lottery in 2010.

CigarsofthePharoahs Sun 12-Nov-17 16:29:13

I have recently retired from working for MI6.

paddypants13 Sun 12-Nov-17 16:36:44

I am the Duchess of Cambridge in real life. wink

Bluntness100 Sun 12-Nov-17 16:41:12

I give a shit, I really do.

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