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New depths of vileness from M&S

(161 Posts)
Crunchymum Fri 22-Sep-17 15:50:56

After the 'pink dress' of the summer, I offer you this delight

It's about the worst thing I have ever seen. Can anyone trump this?

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Fri 22-Sep-17 15:52:23

I reckon they're trolling us.

maxthemartian Fri 22-Sep-17 15:54:12

Just right for getting roasted in.

Namethecat Fri 22-Sep-17 15:54:23

I'm thinking Bianca in Eastenders from way back when ! RICKYYYY !!!!!

YesVeryGoodVeryStrong Fri 22-Sep-17 15:54:27

I don't think it's too bad! I don't think I'd wear it, it's a bit space-y/looks a bit like what you'd wear after a marathon or if you were dragged out of the sea but I've definitely seen worse.

SeraphinaDombegh Fri 22-Sep-17 15:54:53

Wow. That's impressively hideous shock

SaucyJack Fri 22-Sep-17 15:55:09

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Thirtyrock39 Fri 22-Sep-17 15:56:04

I like it

Ilovetolurk Fri 22-Sep-17 15:56:19

Even bianca looks fucked off

MrsWinklepicker Fri 22-Sep-17 15:56:49

That reminds me, I must get a joint in for lunch on Sunday.....

YesItsMeIDontCare Fri 22-Sep-17 15:58:17

I’m sure I was given one of those in Center Parcs when the swimming pool was evacuated.

It certainly looks very similar.

Twistmeandturnme Fri 22-Sep-17 15:58:36

Apparently metallic are 'in', I am reliably informed by my 13yo DD.
To me, old as I am and woefully unaware of any trends, it looks like a patchwork made of the inner bags from wineboxes. I'm all for recycling grin

CigarsofthePharoahs Fri 22-Sep-17 15:58:37

Oh that's nasty!
That bloody pink blancmange dress still follows me around the internet. I give you this monstrosity for all the times you've wanted to look like a pack of microwave popcorn.

MrsPottsTeaCosy Fri 22-Sep-17 15:59:21

That's hideous!

LoafEater Fri 22-Sep-17 16:00:40

Well Honey G will buy one.

JigglyTuff Fri 22-Sep-17 16:00:50

I think the problem is that M&S is no longer aimed at people like you: www.vogue.co.uk/gallery/autumn-winter-2017-catwalk-trend-metallic

RaeCJ82 Fri 22-Sep-17 16:01:11

What. On. Earth!!! 😳

Glitteryfrog Fri 22-Sep-17 16:01:18

I reckon if you were aprė ski somewhere and a size eight and wore it with black trousers it would look chic.
However Stoke high street in the drizzle... nope

BrennieGirl Fri 22-Sep-17 16:01:38

It comes in silver too. It looks worse IRL.

OstentatiousWanking Fri 22-Sep-17 16:01:59

That's proper Bianca.

AllToadsLeadToHome Fri 22-Sep-17 16:03:04

So pleased I am not a fashion victim. That top pic looks like a shiny bat for Halloween.

Glitteryfrog Fri 22-Sep-17 16:03:53

I like the skirt. I don't like how they've styled it, but it has oodles of potential.

Josiah Fri 22-Sep-17 16:05:35

I like it and I liked the pink dress.

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 Fri 22-Sep-17 16:06:12

Like a foiled up turkey, ready to roast grin

NotAPuffin Fri 22-Sep-17 16:06:14

It's Tamatoa's coat.

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