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Why would anyone want a mirrored phallic table lamp? (yes, I have a pic)

(30 Posts)
jackstini Thu 21-Sep-17 11:18:42

Looking for a mirrored lamp and this shocker came up
Can the combined wisdom of Mumsnet explain why anyone would want one of these??!! confused

Dustysparrow Thu 21-Sep-17 11:34:59

Wow, that's a beaut! There should be one on every coffee table in the land grin

EBearhug Thu 21-Sep-17 11:37:55

Which bit of it is a lamp?

It's a talking point, at least.

BillywigSting Thu 21-Sep-17 11:38:56

Well.

That's err...quite something

confused

AssignedPerfectAtBirth Thu 21-Sep-17 11:45:20

Excellent! I want one. Where is it from OP?

UntilTheCowsComeHome Thu 21-Sep-17 11:49:24

That's exactly what I've been looking for for MIL's house warming.

Where's it from?

iseenodust Thu 21-Sep-17 11:52:51

I think we need the price...although you can't put one on good taste grin

Helga55 Thu 21-Sep-17 11:57:15

eBay grin

m.ebay.co.uk/itm/LARGE-PHALLIC-PENIS-TABLE-LAMP-50cm-MIRROR-GLASS-/122432396845

Winteriscomingneedmorewood Thu 21-Sep-17 12:03:39

All mners with a Mil should order one now.
That's Christmas sorted!

picklemepopcorn Thu 21-Sep-17 12:06:37

Lost for words.

Oldraver Thu 21-Sep-17 12:06:42

Oooh...they do a sparkly glitter one as well

ArbitraryName Thu 21-Sep-17 12:08:44

Apparently they've sold 8 of the glitter ones. 8!

ArbitraryName Thu 21-Sep-17 12:09:18

And 11 of the mirror ones.

LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle Thu 21-Sep-17 12:14:36

The glittery one linked by Oldraver looks like it's got a terrible disease!

I really, really want one!
<Wonders how you get away with a giant penis lamp when the 5yr olds come round and ask questions>

NotSoEagerBeaver Thu 21-Sep-17 12:15:59

A gift for someone who likes a challenge?

AssignedPerfectAtBirth Thu 21-Sep-17 12:25:13

It's all sparkly. That must be one those 'lady penises'

Fannylodger Thu 21-Sep-17 12:26:10

Reckon I should get one for my mum? grin wink

SpuriouserAndSpuriouser Thu 21-Sep-17 12:26:57

Ah, that will be perfect to provide the soft light I was after for in my sex dungeon. Thanks OP!

SteampunkPrincess Thu 21-Sep-17 12:27:33

how do you 'turn it on'??

do you have to squeeze the base?

millifiori Thu 21-Sep-17 12:29:46

That mosaic one lit up looks like it has a severe skin complaint.

I can think of a few (camp, elderly) men who might buy it as a joke present for their friends. But irl...I don't know...Peter Stringfellow? Putin?

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Thu 21-Sep-17 12:29:47

I hope to God no one tries to use that as a dildo.
They'll cut their fanjo to bits!

bowtieandheels Thu 21-Sep-17 12:31:01

WANT!

jackstini Thu 21-Sep-17 12:54:57

50cm tall! shock

JemandScout Thu 21-Sep-17 13:08:47

grin

Gramgram Thu 21-Sep-17 17:30:15

For the person that has everything. I rather thought you could get it as a wedding present, especially if you got one of those poems asking for money.

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