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Boyfriend is a bit too hairy on the shaft

(97 Posts)
Cameblackbenzleftwhite1 Sun 17-Sep-17 20:37:00

It makes me gag as it comes up half way ok the underside in a long triangle shape.

He's southern Spanish and quite hairy.

Aibu to ask him to get it waxed?

Spuddington Sun 17-Sep-17 20:38:38


Josiah Sun 17-Sep-17 20:39:17

Are you hair free on your nether regions?

RoxanneMonke Sun 17-Sep-17 20:39:37


SnowBallsAreHere Sun 17-Sep-17 20:41:02

Don't kiss so far down. grin

Cameblackbenzleftwhite1 Sun 17-Sep-17 20:41:05

I'm not hair free but if he wanted me to be I'd consider it.

I'm not asking him to be hairfree, just free on the parts that most guys are hair free.

NearLifeExperience Sun 17-Sep-17 20:41:07

Let him go.
Then he can find someone less shallow and more appreciative of his more important qualities.

BeingATwatItsABingThing Sun 17-Sep-17 20:42:39

Umm... I didn't think men grew hair on their actual penises. And if any man told me he wanted me to wax, he would be gone.

KickthewallonSalthillprom Sun 17-Sep-17 20:42:47

Pluck him before you suck him

Sparklingbrook Sun 17-Sep-17 20:43:00


BelindaBlinked Sun 17-Sep-17 20:43:25

do you go down there a lot? It's not nice to have a mouth full of hair, so if it is a common occurrence I think you would be within your rights to ask him to remove some hair.

HemanOrSheRa Sun 17-Sep-17 20:44:16

How very different from the home life of our own dear Queen.

NoodleNinja Sun 17-Sep-17 20:45:01

Pluck him before you suck him


WunWun Sun 17-Sep-17 20:45:11

This thread has made me gag tbh

SumThucker Sun 17-Sep-17 20:45:12

Alrighty then...

LegoCaltrops Sun 17-Sep-17 20:45:55

Heman - I will definitely have to remember that!

LordPercy Sun 17-Sep-17 20:45:58

hmm okayyyy then

scaryclown Sun 17-Sep-17 20:47:13

Lol, this very thing resulted in a massive pub argument! With the 'there is never hair on the shaft' getting way too much of their evidence from the hyper-shaved world of porn imo

Yes he should shave it! Where's the lose?
It'll look bigger, be more effective and feel nicer for him, and for you.

No brainer yes is my verdict.

dontstophelping Sun 17-Sep-17 20:47:54

I'm sorry but this title made me howl. grin

NearLifeExperience Sun 17-Sep-17 20:49:12

Heman perhaps... or maybe Philip is a bit of a hirsute chap too.

Josiah Sun 17-Sep-17 20:49:20

Put a layer of Vaseline on your lips to protect them. Then smother your lips with Nair hair removing cream then as you suck him off you can subletly apply the hair remover.

ButchyRestingFace Sun 17-Sep-17 20:50:40

I hope to Christ Forensics never confiscate my iPad as they'll see, thanks to this thread, that I've been googling hairy penis. confused

This is one of the first images that comes up, btw:

UnmentionedElephantDildo Sun 17-Sep-17 20:51:37

"I'm sorry but this title made me howl"

... because you were being depilated at the time??

MistyMinge Sun 17-Sep-17 20:52:33

Are you sure he's not actually a monkey? grin

marciagetscreamed Sun 17-Sep-17 20:52:41

Actual tears of laughter.

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