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OMG I think I just ate a spider.

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SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 15:44:48

Or at least a bit of it. I was eating a ham salad sandwich

There was something hanging out the edge of my sandwich, picked it off and on closer inspection it was a long spindly leg of sorts with knees if you get me, with a 2mm fleshy lump attached. I can't find the bloody thing because I screamed and dropped it along with the last bit of the sandwich which the dog has ate.

I have just finished throwing up at the prospects that it may have been a dead spider or part of one.

I have checked the rest of the ready prepared salad and thrown it out just in case.

Oh god I feel ill. envy <- not envy I can assure you.

FourForYouGlenCoco Fri 19-May-17 15:50:50

Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Nope

FourForYouGlenCoco Fri 19-May-17 15:51:14

Mouth bleach OP

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Fri 19-May-17 15:52:52

well it can't have tasted bad!

Did it wriggle and tickle and jiggle inside of you?

SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 15:53:07

Bleaurgh. I keep heaving just thinking about it. I am trying to convince myself that what I found was the only bit and I was lucky I saw it. It's not working.

Zubrowka Fri 19-May-17 15:53:09

Oh my GOD. I feel poorly just reading that. Poor you OP!

SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 15:55:15

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia all I could taste was the salt and pepper bread that and the rocket out the sald. It may have wriggled initially but... nah... <heave> it certainly ain't wriggling now. Oh god. My eyes are watering.

ILookedintheWater Fri 19-May-17 15:55:40

<sighs, tuts>
...'I'll go and get the bird'
'how absurd'

ILookedintheWater Fri 19-May-17 15:56:48

If it was bagged in a protective atmosphere OP it won't have survived; if that's any consolation at all..

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Fri 19-May-17 15:57:29

ah people and by people i mean idiotic z-lebs are ALWAYS eating bugs and worse.

you will be fine

well, physically, maybe mentally scarred??

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut Fri 19-May-17 15:57:43

Extra protein innit.

I saw Angelina Jolie cooking all kinds of spiders and insects and feeding them to her children.

If it's good enough for Ange, it should be good enough for you op 🕷

froomeonthebroom Fri 19-May-17 15:57:45

Looking for the thread where the op swallowed a fly...

SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 15:58:43

I don't care if it was a dead or alive at impact, I'm kind of hanging on to the thought that I didn't eat any of it and I had a lucky escape.

paap1975 Fri 19-May-17 15:59:42

Poor spider!

SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 16:00:18

I gag watching I'm a celebrity. I can honestly hand on my heart say all the money in the world could make me eat a bug.

SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 16:01:14

Fuck the spider paap1975 I didn't eat it intentionally shock

PoPpErS1 Fri 19-May-17 16:04:45

I few years ago, when I was son school, a friend of mine was tucking in to a school bought sandwich. She opened it up and discovered half a slug - she ate the other half! She thought it was quite funny. If it was me, I would've been throwing up for hours.

SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 16:07:06

Oh my god! A slug. Jesus that's worse than a spider!

spiderlight Fri 19-May-17 16:11:29

Ugh - you poor thing!! My friend once took the top biscuit off an Oreo and found a spider pressed into the cream inside shock

Debinaround Fri 19-May-17 16:12:57

I ate the maggot out of a bottle of tequila once. It kind of popped and exploded in my mouth once I bit it. <shudders>

I wouldn't worry about it though Gin, I bet you have had worse in your mouth grinwink <lowers tone>

SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 16:13:28

spiderlight 😱 from now on I shall be opening all biscuits with cream fillings.

SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 16:14:53

Pardon Deb I have done no such dastardly things with my mouth halo

<coughs>

Moving on...

grin

BellaGoth Fri 19-May-17 16:16:16

When I was a teen I woke up and found spider legs in my train track braces.

<traumatised>

SheWhoDaresGins2 Fri 19-May-17 16:18:38

Hells bells BellaGoth so it's true that the bastards climb in your mouth while you sleep!

<contemplates wearing duct tape over mouth at night>

Learningtodraw Fri 19-May-17 16:18:51

Oh jeez that's grim..
Was the spider corpse hanging out the side you had just taken a bite from? Or from the crust?

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