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The Mumsnet Nativity Play, Christmas 2006

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TheMumsnetNativityNarrator Mon 18-Dec-06 21:55:08

Good evening, ladies and truckers.

The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.


This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.

Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...

Milliways Tue 23-Dec-08 22:25:01


Milliways is trawling through her old watched threads in a fit of nostalgia

twinkletinselpud Thu 21-Dec-06 20:40:52

JollyOldSaintNikkielas Tue 19-Dec-06 19:54:43

You'll have to buy the DVD

HaveIGotTheWrongDateBugger Tue 19-Dec-06 19:47:57

Bit quiet in here isn't it?

I came to watch my nephew perform!

MrsMillsletoe Tue 19-Dec-06 19:34:37

JollyOldSaintNikkielas Tue 19-Dec-06 19:33:47

DeckTheHallsWithFRAUsOfHolly Tue 19-Dec-06 16:56:24

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MrsMillsletoe Tue 19-Dec-06 15:17:17

So that'll be £15 for the dvd please, all proceeds to a good cause natch.

Cannot be guaranteed for Christmas delivery

CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell Tue 19-Dec-06 15:14:59

It's finished Expat! Now stretch 'em whilst I search you for more alcohol. There's gotta be some more wine around here!

earlgrey Tue 19-Dec-06 15:14:11

What goes well with Myrrh? And what can I sprinkle the Frankincense on?

Doh, I'll just take the gold, but thanks anyway!

expatinscotland Tue 19-Dec-06 15:13:05

Can I be the Virgin Mary?

I haven't been a virgin in a loooonnggg, looooonnngg time .

CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell Tue 19-Dec-06 15:10:28

Elbows kickassangel out of the way and snatches the wine.

kickassangel Tue 19-Dec-06 10:27:27

miNce pies

kickassangel Tue 19-Dec-06 10:26:48


All the mums gather around the mice pies, trying to help their LOs get changed, eat a mince pie, and have an adult conversation, whilst checking through the pictures on their digital cameras.

DeckTheHallsWithFRAUsOfHolly Tue 19-Dec-06 01:03:10

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

JollyOldSaintNikkielas Mon 18-Dec-06 23:32:20

Mary snatches baby Jesus from Joseph and starts smacking him with it

BabyJesus Mon 18-Dec-06 23:07:20


StarofBethlehem Mon 18-Dec-06 23:05:16

Star of Bethlehem leaves to do some last minute ironing. Leaves the mantle of glitteriness in the capable hands of pushy-mum's brat...

maryhadaharpsichordyeahlord Mon 18-Dec-06 23:02:16

<picks nose>

StarofBethlehem Mon 18-Dec-06 23:02:14

<Droops as last of glitter falls off in presence of pushy brat>

Troutpout Mon 18-Dec-06 23:01:10

<< comes tap dancing on stage dressed to the nines in professional glitter and stardust outfit (and putting homemade dowdy shepherds costumes to shame)>>
'twinkle sparkle, twinkle sparkle
<<points at chest>>
'I'm the shiniest star of all'

<<pushy mother mimes words back to brat>>

PercussionSection Mon 18-Dec-06 23:00:49


[PercussionSection falls over drum on way out and starts to cry again]

JollyOldSaintNikkielas Mon 18-Dec-06 22:55:04

Joseph picks up baby Jesus and starts pulling its arm out

CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell Mon 18-Dec-06 22:52:39

<parents sneaks out hidden bottle of wine and starts glugging it>

PercussionSection Mon 18-Dec-06 22:51:58


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