I need to follow on from last years Belgian chocolate bumholes...

[Impatientwino]

Sorry to lower the tone!

Our friendship group is four couples and we try to get each others husbands comical gifts.

Well, last year I bought them all a nice bottle of red and the Belgian chocolate bumholes that I'd seen suggested on here - a link for the curious - https://www.firebox.com/Edible-Anus/p6969

I now need to follow this! I appreciate it is incredibly childish but it made me giggle...a lot!

Anyone got any ideas equally as childish!

Otherwise I'm going to get them a nice bottle of red and an interesting salami

I'm a proper grown up usually I promise!

[Fueledwithfairydustandgin]

What about penis pasta

[MoonfaceAndSilky]

There's a few weird things here
www.party-world.co.uk/category/245/Rude+Food+%7C+Adult+Novelty

[WazFlimFlam]

What do their husbands get you?

[fannythrobbing]

Good luck following the bum holes (I find that hilarious too!) you could wrap your chosen gifts in this *sweary wrapping paper ahoy

www.firebox.com/Abusive-Christmas-Gift-Wrap/p8416

[GinYummy]

amazon sell a chocolate poo in a box....

[TheQueenOfWands]

I once bought SiL a toffee cowpat.

[StevieNicksRhiannon]

OP,

Pretty sure a "vagina lollipop"

[Impatientwino]

Abusive gift wrap is brill!

Off to check out the chocolate poo in a box - that's a definite contender!

[Impatientwino]

Alas can't find the chocolate poo - will carry on looking for it!

Toffee cowpat sounds erm, chewy

[Impatientwino]

I can't believe some one makes a vulva lolly! Grim!

[Impatientwino]

Found the poo on eBay! https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOVELTY-CHOCOLATE-POO-BIRTHDAY-GIFT-SECRET-SANTA-JOKE-PRESENT-STOCKING-FILLER-/271188467284

[ScrambledSmegs]

UNT mug?

Although if they have kids, maybe not.