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I need to follow on from last years Belgian chocolate bumholes...

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Impatientwino Mon 13-Nov-17 22:53:38

Sorry to lower the tone! grin

Our friendship group is four couples and we try to get each others husbands comical gifts.

Well, last year I bought them all a nice bottle of red and the Belgian chocolate bumholes that I'd seen suggested on here - a link for the curious - https://www.firebox.com/Edible-Anus/p6969

I now need to follow this! I appreciate it is incredibly childish but it made me giggle...a lot!

Anyone got any ideas equally as childish!

Otherwise I'm going to get them a nice bottle of red and an interesting salami

I'm a proper grown up usually I promise! smile

Fueledwithfairydustandgin Tue 14-Nov-17 08:29:47

What about penis pasta

MoonfaceAndSilky Tue 14-Nov-17 09:18:27

There's a few weird things here grin
www.party-world.co.uk/category/245/Rude+Food+%7C+Adult+Novelty

WazFlimFlam Tue 14-Nov-17 13:43:17

What do their husbands get you?

fannythrobbing Tue 14-Nov-17 13:49:13

Good luck following the bum holes (I find that hilarious too!) you could wrap your chosen gifts in this *sweary wrapping paper ahoy

https://www.firebox.com/Abusive-Christmas-Gift-Wrap/p8416

GinYummy Tue 14-Nov-17 13:58:07

amazon sell a chocolate poo in a box....

TheQueenOfWands Tue 14-Nov-17 14:02:41

I once bought SiL a toffee cowpat.

StevieNicksRhiannon Tue 14-Nov-17 16:08:18

OP,

Pretty sure a "vagina lollipop"
<tsk...it's a vulva grin> continues the theme...

Amazon reassures us that £3.90 is half price for "1 new" one <bleurgh>
Good to know.

Impatientwino Tue 14-Nov-17 18:43:28

Abusive gift wrap is brill!

Off to check out the chocolate poo in a box - that's a definite contender!

Impatientwino Tue 14-Nov-17 18:47:48

Alas can't find the chocolate poo - will carry on looking for it!

Toffee cowpat sounds erm, chewy grin

Impatientwino Tue 14-Nov-17 18:49:28

I can't believe some one makes a vulva lolly! Grim! grin

Impatientwino Tue 14-Nov-17 18:52:04

Found the poo on eBay! https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOVELTY-CHOCOLATE-POO-BIRTHDAY-GIFT-SECRET-SANTA-JOKE-PRESENT-STOCKING-FILLER-/271188467284

ScrambledSmegs Tue 14-Nov-17 18:52:17

UNT mug?

Although if they have kids, maybe not.

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