Secret Santa

[Ruth2009]

Christmas secret Santa at work, I need something for a fiver for someone I don't really like! 40yr old woman.
Ideas needed please

[Doublejeopardy]

So do you want to buy her something to irritate her as you don't like her or something nice so you can feel slightly smug?

Option 1 a box of chocolate and then as soon as she opens them say ooooh are you sharing this happened to me once and I was duty bound to share my chocs and I am still bitter

[Bananajam]

I have no idea but I need to buy for a 30 year old who wants "something funny" for a £5. Why did I agree to be involved

[Ruth2009]

Oh no, I don't want something nasty 😂 I was thinking a big gobstopper though haha.
It's got to be something nice! So hard for just £5. Also she's announced loudly no chocs!

[Bananajam]

Apparently Next £4 candles are lovely although i haven't seen them in store, just online.

[TheHuffAndPuffALot]

You need to get something like this, it looks even better wrapped!

www.thebodyshop.com/en-gb/favourites/top-rated/twin-ball-massager/p/p000166