Penis whistle keyring anybody?! Only £140

[SantasPantsalive]

Really?
www.viviennewestwood.com/en-gb/shop/mens/accessories/keyrings/penis-whistle-keyring

[ShowMeTheElf]

...but it's DESIGNER!!!!!

[VivienneWestwoodsKnickers]

Clearly someone needs to buy it for me......

[Greaterthanthesumoftheparts]

I so wish i knew you could buy these when my mum worked as a teacher and had playground duty!

[WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo]

Is it a whistle than only penises can hear? Or one operated by penis? Perhaps both, so penises can discreetly summon other penises. Otherwise I'm just not sure it's worth the full price.

[Costacoffeeplease]

Great, that's my present shopping done now, thanks

[SantasPantsalive]

Oh a whistle for penises. That makes sense now WhatWould. It was in the male gift ideas section.

[KC225]

Theme it with a pair of neon bike balls from Firebox 19.99 a pair

[SantasPantsalive]

Wow! I didn't know there was a need for those either.

(Know a lot of cyclists. Can't see anyone being excited to get those)

[monkeyfacegrace]

I'm buying it as my mum's cracker present.
That's RIGHT up her street humour wise.