Right which one of you was it!! (Light hearted)

[Wilf83]

that bought the last of the ribbon that I need! Went into town today to get some more only to find it's all sold out. I'm also holding the shop accountable as they were doing 20% off all Christmas items.

[farmlass]

We have turkeys and hand pluck them. Over the years we have had both types for dinner.there is no difference in taste IMO.its how they are raised and fed that makes the difference. And of course ours are delicious happy barn reared turkeys

[ClashCityRocker]

Random....

[MerryJeffingChristmas]

[SanityClause]

We always put our stockings under the Christmas tree, but my DC have them hanging at the end of their beds.

[xalyssx]

We always have silly pictures on our presents, but this year the toddler wanted ribbon

[Tykeisagirl]

I like to make it using dried figs instead of plums.

[magpieginglebells]

This year we have bought too much cheese.

[RayBloodyPurchase]

My Panettone is missing :(

[Honeydragon]

I had one, but the dial fell off. Have you tried lentils instead?

[GoldfishSpy]

Mine was too hot when on high and melted.

This Christmas Eve we're having soup instead.

[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtle]

you can never go wrong with a prawn cocktail. a bath is pretty nice when its cold.

[HuevosRancheros]

I'm getting her some lavender water and a whoopee cushion this year - ticks all boxes

[IgnoreMeEveryOtherReindeerDoes]

It's now obvious that I need to go pour myself a large drink

[CatsCantFlyFast]

We have always had white lights on our tree

[SassyCandyCane]

What the fuck are you all on :o

[usualsuspect333]

I'm not sure whether to buy Branston pickle or onion chutney or both.

[ClashCityRocker]

Ah but warm lights or bright lights?

Or both

faints in horror

[AndHarry]

The elemis product I want DH to buy me isn't expensive enough to get the free gift :(

[TheOriginalWinkly]

I'm not sure whether to use Royal Mail or a courier, and I don't have a big enough box.

[PulpsNotFiction]

I find, if you stick at 5, you don't get the dreaded fartathon an hour later.

[tibbysmum]

I'm making a wheat free one with cherries and brandy this year.

[sliceofkate]

have I drunk enough wine

[HuevosRancheros]

no

[itwillbecold]

so do I go to the post office to pay the underpaid postage for an inflatable guitar that is supposed to go with the rest of the inflatable band on Christmas day?

[lucysmam]

Well, top marks for randomest thread I've clicked today! You lot made me smile for the first time in hours.