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elQuintoConyo · 05/12/2014 23:27
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madsadbad ·
06/12/2014 10:15
I wonder if the thing in the middle does anything, I'm hoping it shoots out fake snow! 
elQuintoConyo ·
06/12/2014 12:52
I, too, was hoping is shot out snow... alas it is a light.
A super-tasteful light (with a broken finger).
I was tempted to buy it, but the lack of jizzlike snow ten full fingers rather put me off!
A friend and I have a competition between ourselves every year, who can find the most hideous dec. Ladt year was a close call, this year I won with my first find
He costs €10 - any offers?
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NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred ·
06/12/2014 17:42
They must have all sold out 
but it was very like this. The worst one looked like a very male Diana Ross.
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elQuintoConyo ·
06/12/2014 20:58
In a Chinese €1 shop in Spain Yoruba
It is awesome in its vileness! Perhaps Santa's getting ready to 'service' the reindeer before The Big Day
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Lifesalemon ·
06/12/2014 22:13
cookie's post gets my vote up to now but only by a narrow margin. They are all quite offensive. 
elQuintoConyo ·
06/12/2014 23:15
But if you were manhandling your mooncup after half a bottle of Aldi Baileys not that I ever have no one would notice except Santa's creepy face. Looks like he's trying to get an upskirt shot of you while you're brushing your teeth
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Browneyesblue ·
06/12/2014 23:24
These are brilliant!
When I was younger and more fun, we used to play a Hideous Christmas decoration game. Armed with the least tasteful decoration we could find, we would try to smuggle it into a friend's house. If we managed to leave the house without being challenged, the new owner would have to display said decoration proudly. If the awful decoration was spotted before leaving, it would have to take pride of place in our home.
It doesn't sound quite as funny written down - the alcohol must have added to the humour 
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