Secret Santa for a man. Help please.

[RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie]

5 pound limit. I don't think he drinks. He is very straight-laced and proper. He would be horrified by a 'joke' present.

Cheese?

Cake?

Any ideas much appreciated please. Am stumped.

[mazzi2fly]

Sorry I'm not any help but joining in for any ideas. I've to buy for my boss also £5 limit. I have NO idea what to get him....

[BikeRunSki]

A small Stilton or pot of posh chutney.

[purpleroses]

Executive toy?
Pot plant?
Calendar?

[dustyhousewithdustypeople]

A mug or a calendar?

[BonfireBaby]

Agree with nice cheese and/or some kind of condiment
Or what about pack of cards with interesting design

[Celticlassie]

Another vote for calendar. I gave a match of the day desk calendar a couple of years ago?

[2tired2bewitty]

Remember it's secret, if he hates it he'll never know it was you. also picked difficult bloke out of the hat

[mazzi2fly]

I just bought this
LED Keyring It's not very exciting but it's very useful. I have a similar one and it's so handy.

Thanks for everyone's ideas though!

[BluelightsAndSirens]

Tub of haribos?

I bought a set of those hand warmer things from boots for £6, my secret Santa is always complaining about cold hands, he also hates the concept of pot noodles so I will be giving one of those as well

[RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie]

Thanks. Think I'll do cheese. He's quite 'posh' so a scarf or tie for a fiver would be unlikely to find favour, I don't think. Cheese, chutney and nice crackers maybe?