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to wonder how long it'll be before Fellatio's Christmas thread?

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LemonDifficult Tue 23-Aug-11 19:17:25

There's the Festive Season, and then there's the Festive Season Thread. And the FST can't be far off can it? <hopefully>

It's just that I'm, y'know, in need of a Christmas spreadsheet template, advice on present buying, suggestions on using up the last of the sales, jam recipes for hampers, canape recipes to try out before the big day, and...... You get the picture.

OK, I admit it, I just love Christmas and want to talk about it.

LaTristesseDurera Tue 23-Aug-11 19:21:27


I'm starting on my christmas cake and blackberry vodka next week so it must be time for the FST.

SuePurblybilt Tue 23-Aug-11 19:24:25

I saw Christmas cards in t'shops today, Fellatio's fabby thread is overdue IMHO.

BabyDubsEverywhere Tue 23-Aug-11 19:25:18

Come on over to the Christmas topic, you'll feel quite at home smile

NorfolkBroad Tue 23-Aug-11 19:25:27

Blackberry vodka!!!!!! OMG that sounds amazing!

Jaquelinehyde Tue 23-Aug-11 19:25:56

Whoopeeeeee Christmas grin

Honeydragon Tue 23-Aug-11 19:27:55

And it needs to be much more poncetastic than last years a veritable poncerama in fact.

LemonDifficult Tue 23-Aug-11 19:28:01

Blackberry vodka, ymmmmmmm. I had an ace cocktail over the summer with that in. Maybe I should make some too.

Tis time for the FST, indeed.

caramelgirl Tue 23-Aug-11 19:28:48

Lurker, not a poster here- tho' I nicked loads of great ideas from that thread last year. BUT I saw, elsewhere, when someone was asking about Sarah Raven, think in Christmas topic, that Fellatio N is moving/has moved abroad- Dubai? so won't be doing full poncetastic Christmas this year. Obvs hope it is just hearsay and thirdhand at that, but wondering where to get inspiration for ginger salt dough etc. etc.
Still, at least weather in London is doing its wintry best...

SuePurblybilt Tue 23-Aug-11 19:30:39

Fellatio is moving. I am her stalker so I know.
She can ponce from afar though, I have faith in her.

MardyBra Tue 23-Aug-11 19:31:21

YABU. No Christmas preparation until November in this house.


LemonDifficult Tue 23-Aug-11 19:31:22

Fellatio has moved, but did assure concerned posters that she'd still be poncing it up in the desert. <stands by for plenty of date chutney recipes>

SuePurblybilt Tue 23-Aug-11 19:34:06

She's moved? God, I'm a shit stalker.

WinterIsComing Tue 23-Aug-11 19:37:19

Moved already? <also a shit stalker as well as creepy wee bracket-user>

I want Moondog to do another "Munchers of Bernard Matthews Turkey Crown this is not the thread" for you foodie one too.

Sharney Tue 23-Aug-11 19:40:53

Ooohhhhhh I can't wait! This will be my 1st proper English christmas. I was here for the last 1 but only 2 weeks before so not really properly. Hope it's a very white christmas. Looking forward to doing all the traditional preparations. A christmas thread can not start soon enough for me. I'll want lots of help and advise. Especially regarding shopping.

Wishing you all a very merry christmas and a happy and prosperous new year. grin

LaTristesseDurera Tue 23-Aug-11 19:41:08

Mardy, A good christmas cake needs a lot of soaking if you want it to reek of brandy be moist and blackberry vodka takes 3 months to mature so I have to start now smile

SuePurblybilt Tue 23-Aug-11 19:43:11

Sharney, there's a whole Christmas topic, you can come and post there all year round. Tis ace.

Sharney Tue 23-Aug-11 19:44:46

Thanks Sue. I'm off to search for it now.

Pagwatch Tue 23-Aug-11 19:53:39

Is this the Christmas thread. Or the I am crap at stalking fellatio thread.

We are not allowed to talk about Christmas until after dhs birthday at the end of November or he gets all hissy. So I need an undercover poncey Christmas thread

LemonDifficult Tue 23-Aug-11 19:55:49

I've found the Christmas topic and I now plan to post on every single gaddam thread until you're all as sick of me as the posters on Property/DIY.

I still can't help feeling we really need uniting on a Totes Ponceballs Christmas A Go Go Tinselarama Special the like of which Fellatio can supply.

MardyBra Tue 23-Aug-11 20:31:30

My mother makes the cake and pudding.

< makes note to hide Christmas topic>

MardyBra Tue 23-Aug-11 20:32:17

Besides what's m&s for?

Bah humbug

Shoulddohousework Tue 23-Aug-11 20:43:41

I need to know how to make Blackberry Vodka! Puhhhleease!

JennyPiccolo Tue 23-Aug-11 21:24:28

i bought half my presents yesterday.

Was considering making my wn soap for prezzies but DP told me to get a grip.

LaVitaBellissima Tue 23-Aug-11 21:28:09

Yes please for the blackberry Vodka recipe?

Does anyone have a sloe gin or elderberry wine recipe/how to guide?

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