I'm a stranger - ask me anything

[Looopyloo]

Ask away if you want to, yes I'm a little bit bored

[LipstickHandbagCoffee]

Is your surname Danger?do you feel misrepresented & maligned in media
A stranger is sought...A stranger undertook a heinous act
Have you considered a name change? Good Samaritan?Mystery Benefactor?

[Wauden]

Is your loo loopy 😁

[Sausagefingers9]

Would you ever consider licking a strangers feet for £100?

[EggysMom]

Ever met someone on a train or in a station?

[cordiality]

Do you give sweets to children?

[dudsville]

How will I recognise you?

[LipstickHandbagCoffee]

Have you ever met anyone in the night,say exchanging glances?

[Whatshouldonedo]

Why do you terrorise children?

[Looopyloo]

Is your surname Danger?
Perhaps
do you feel misrepresented & maligned in media
A stranger is sought...A stranger undertook a heinous act
I'm one of many strangers you will come across, I would say I'm one of the good ones
Have you considered a name change? Good Samaritan?Mystery Benefactor?
Hmm, I'm liking stranger at the moment

[DeeStopia]

Tell me about someone you love, who doesn't know you love them.

[Looopyloo]

Is your loo loopy
Sometimes it refuses to flush, so yes i think so

[Looopyloo]

Would you ever consider licking a strangers feet for £100?
Maybe if a few more zeros were added

[Looopyloo]

Ever met someone on a train or in a station?
Yes a few times

[LipstickHandbagCoffee]

Seeing it’s anonymous why didn’t you invent an exciting backstory or alter ego
Stranger,it’s a bit flat

[Looopyloo]

Do you give sweets to children?
On halloween

[Looopyloo]

Seeing it’s anonymous why didn’t you invent an exciting backstory or alter ego
Stranger,it’s a bit flat
I hadn't thought of that, not much thought was put into this at all

[mumonashoestring]

Why in gods name will the dog not stop making that revolting lip smacking/tongue slurping noise?

I don't expect you to know, I'm just fed up with listening to it.

Schlurp, Schlurp, Schlurp...

[Looopyloo]

How will I recognise you?
My toes are rather oddly long

[mummmy2017]

Who did you last kiss, and when.?

[SecretWitch]

Can you verify that people are strange when you’re a stranger?

[SneakyGremlins]

Should I get Chinese tonight despite having to use up the bread and cheese?

[mummmy2017]

Sneaky. Freeze the cheese sarnies, buy the takeaway.

[Looopyloo]

Why do you terrorise children?
Children can be quite terrorising in return

[Looopyloo]

Should I get Chinese tonight despite having to use up the bread and cheese?
Of course, Chinese over anything any day

[LipstickHandbagCoffee]

Freeze sandwiches?is that a thing
Freeze bread with a filling,actually pop in a freezer
Now that’s fucking strange...