Genochoice.com Parodies the American (or is it universal) desire to have the perfect child. Frighteningly authentic - there's a part of you that wonders if it might be serious. Difficult to decide if it's funny or downright offensive - depends on your mood.

Mother Funkers The unique and popular early start/early finish dance nights for women who really miss dancing but just can?t face those late nights and clubbing anymore. All woman welcome. Dancing men welcome. Intelligent DJs. Full bar. 7.30pm-11.30pm. Lovely. For FAQs, info, special offers, venues, group discounts and to get on the eMailing List follow the link or call 01273 555334.

Nap Time Notes An American mom's musings during her children's nap time. So cutesy, it's in danger of causing a stomach upset, but on the right day, strangely compelling

The Home of Soupy the Bat The truly bizarre tale of Travel Ann and Soupy's adventures on board a genuine research ship.