Eurovision Song Contest 2014: Mumsnet bingo
It's time, again, to cluster around the telly and pour scorn on pan-continental goodwill. Add an element of unhealthy competition with our dangerously exciting Mumsnet bingo cards!
How to play: Every time you tick off a block, take a drink of your choice (remembering medical advice about alcohol consumption while pregnant, breastfeeding, or in possession of a internet-enabled device).
Make sure you're following @MumsnetTowers on Twitter, where we'll be tweeting along with the show at 8pm on BBC1 on Saturday 10 May.