What's the most embarrassing way to injure yourself?

It all started with a simple request for humiliating mishaps from one embarrassed, almost nipple-less Mumsnetter...

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YankeeAlphaBravoUniform was happy to oblige, albiet cryptically...

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While onepieceoflollipop kept it short and sweet

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A few themes started to emerge. The first was nudity...

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And it wouldn't be a Mumsnet Talk board without at least one mention of fanjos

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Oinkling chipped in with tales of male trauma

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And MisselthwaiteManor gave a new meaning to 'do you dunk?'

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We heard some dental disasters

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We learnt some valuable life lessons. Like never pet a miniature horse...

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Or run through what to do in a burglary with a four year old...

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And most importantly, keep your nipples out of the way of laundry baskets - and other household items...

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Last updated: 12-Feb-2014 at 10:20 AM