6 reasons why the pineapple is the Devil's Fruit

So, it turns out that Mumsnetters hate pineapples, and with good reason. Herein are the various ways in which the spiky fruit ruins lives:  


 

 

1) Pineapples are stabby and pineapples are messy

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2) Pineapples die

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3) Pineapples ruin jelly

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4) Pineapples are flesh-eaters

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5) No, seriously, pineapples are actually flesh eaters

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6) Pineapples are murderers

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Here's what to do:

Go to Aldi

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Or plump for dry-napple

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So consider yourself warned: beware the pineapple, he is the most sinister of fruits.

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Last updated: 16-Jun-2014 at 1:05 PM