14 things you will never, ever hear a toddler say

Following a recent discussion among Mumsnetters on the subject of things they're confident they'll never hear their toddlers say, we thought we'd put together a compendium of the phrases least likely to issue from the mouth of an under-three-year-old. Recognise these? No, of course you don't.

NB: if your child has ever actually said any of the following, PLEASE get in touch. Your fellow parents need to know your secret.


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Last updated: 04-Aug-2014 at 12:27 PM