14 things you will never, ever hear a toddler say
Following a recent discussion among Mumsnetters on the subject of things they're confident they'll never hear their toddlers say, we thought we'd put together a compendium of the phrases least likely to issue from the mouth of an under-three-year-old. Recognise these? No, of course you don't.
NB: if your child has ever actually said any of the following, PLEASE get in touch. Your fellow parents need to know your secret.