Instead of thumbing through numerous tomes that promise to be the definitive collection of baby names and their meanings, try our slightly different approach. Use our baby name finder to reveal whether your chosen name destines your child for high public office or just high pay, and a host of other (not entirely serious) life choices. Pest control officer whose favourite biscuit is a custard cream? Don't say we didn't warn you!
Most likely to be a Tax inspector who shops at Tesco.
A rock, a stone
Most likely to be a Dinner lady who shops at Iceland.