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Embarrassing: What is ettiquette re grooming of lady garden?

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By Wed 09-Aug-06 15:31:35 Add message | Report | Contact poster
I know I sound bonkers but when it comes to giving birth what sort of state should my lady garden be in?! Don't want to look like I don't pay it any attention like some hairy earth mama but equally don't want to give it full strim and look like I'm prepubescent!!!!

I've asked my friends but basically we all end up screaming laughing and not really getting a straight answer!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 03-Nov-09 22:54:12
If I have to start tending to my lady garden now I will then start worrying about the state of my feet which are just horrid at the moment...

Bugger it - get this baby out and then I can start trying to be sexy again!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 03-Nov-09 21:08:00
They told me when I had ds1 by emergency c- section. They must have already thought I'd left it.
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Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 10-Oct-07 00:49:35
Asur,

I dont think I have ever laughed so much as I did reading that story, I couldnt read it for tears rolling down cheeks it was just hilarious and I would advise any new mum or mum2b who is fed up to have a read, it is guaranteed to have you laughing your sox off.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 09-Oct-07 19:03:07
I would also like to say thanks for this thread. I've had a shitty day but feel much better now after a good laugh grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 09-Oct-07 18:43:28
Can I just say thanks so much for this thread. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Isn't it funny the things we fret about?grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 09-Oct-07 17:39:58
I know I'm late to this thread - but Asur - THANKS! I have tears rolling down my face and the cats don't quite know what to make of my hysterical laughter!

Calpham Lauren - I work by GPS so may give them a go... how much £££?!

I'm due on Saturday (eek) and had a leg and bikini line wax yesterday, just because I hate having hairy legs. I did once have a Brazilian, and the actual process itself was fine but the week after was agony. I was thinking of just trimming what I can...
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 20-Sep-07 17:21:01
Thanks - I shall try them next time.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 20-Sep-07 17:14:46
It's a place called Destination www.destinationw1.com/beauty_retreat/waxing.html

I'm sure there are other places that do it but I can't recommend this place enough! It's quite annoying though because until I went there I used to get my waxing done free at one of the salons my Mum owns and now I won't anywhere but destination.

p.s - she is really thorough and the Hollywood and Brazilian includes a bum wax (as it should) but a friend of mine was very surprised when she was asked to spread 'em so do be prepared ladies!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 20-Sep-07 15:59:34
Hi ClaphamLauren Please tell us the name of this wonder waxer on Great Portland Street.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Thu 20-Sep-07 10:26:30
midwife friend of mine says she does object to peeling open lady gardens!
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