Haha! This one's mine!!!

(21 Posts)
PurdyShaky Mon 17-Sep-12 22:39:15

Ooooh, I like it here too,

I'm dizzy from running around MN like a loon, everyone is everywhere.

HQ are after me, I'm in big trouble, this is all my fault!

CouthyMowWearingOrange Mon 17-Sep-12 06:53:37

grin

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You poke him on...

deleted203 Mon 17-Sep-12 00:12:39

Married to a Scot! You want jokes? Hmm....

"How do you get a fat girl into bed?"

......"Piece o' cake!"

smile

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 16-Sep-12 23:21:26

grin Half Scot here, course you're welcome!

InkleWinkle Sun 16-Sep-12 21:31:29

Hey, I'm Scottish. Can I get in?
Would make a change grinsad

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 16-Sep-12 21:03:50

Yep, the more the merrier. grin I'm busy fretting about Secondary school choices (or lack of), and the changes to GCSE's.

Need some light relief!

Anyone going to come and play football with me? Or lighten the mood a little? Jokes would help!

deleted203 Sun 16-Sep-12 11:06:26

Actually, on second thoughts I don't want to shag a footballer. They would mock my aging, saggy body. Can I stay anyway?grin

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 16-Sep-12 10:56:29

Nah, I'll leave that to my DD (WHEN SHE'S OLDER THAN 14!!)

I prefer an older man, a vintage specimen myself. Aged like a fine wine...

deleted203 Sun 16-Sep-12 10:52:56

What? Get to shag a fit 20 something year old? Hmm...let me think...

HairExtensions Sun 16-Sep-12 09:55:00

Oi Couthy, come visit meeee <needy>

Mine smells of pee though, marked my territory.

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 16-Sep-12 07:46:59

Would you want to?!

deleted203 Sun 16-Sep-12 01:15:32

Do I get to shag a footballer if I stay?

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 16-Sep-12 01:11:50

I wouldn't be brave enough either, and I'm not backwards about coming forwards, either.

HairExtensions Sun 16-Sep-12 00:58:45

Lost some post there.

... But I'm not brave enough.

HairExtensions Sun 16-Sep-12 00:55:26

Thank you! Please feel free to drop in to mine some time. It's Only Joking. I was going to take over Feminist/Women's Issues but ...

TomDaleysTrunks Sun 16-Sep-12 00:50:47

Oh piss off.

It's mine! I saw it first.

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 16-Sep-12 00:49:11

Oi! Trophy's mine, it's my section, remember!! grin

TomDaleysTrunks Sun 16-Sep-12 00:48:21

Oh it's nice in 'ere

<clutches trophy>

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 16-Sep-12 00:47:52

You can stay. You're cheerful!

HairExtensions Sun 16-Sep-12 00:46:59

grin

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 16-Sep-12 00:22:18

Only been used once in years, and that was back in February.

This is the CouthyMow section now.

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