HOUSE!

[FreshwaterSelkie]

Anyone fancy a game of derailment bingo?

Eyes down for a full house.

First to call it wins a year's supply of dungarees.

[Xenophile]

[NeverEverAnythingEver]

I like it!

I've another one - let me look ...

[NeverEverAnythingEver]

This is not a derailment one but I may as well stick it in here.

[FreshwaterSelkie]

Never that's a good one too.

[TheVermiciousKnid]

Could we number each item and then we can just post the relevant number on threads? I'm getting very fed up with it. I'm more of a lurker than a poster here, but frequently my visits result in several Oh FFSs at all the tedious derailments.

[FreshwaterSelkie]

We should totally do that, Knid!

Would save a lot of wear and tear on my keyboard.

Anyway, I've got a line already. Those dungarees are going to be MINE.

[MysticTwat]

Yes numbers please

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Love it. I was just thinking about annoying derailments. For some reason...

[MysticTwat]

Well I'm ticking, the damaging 'your' cause box, even though its been changed to damaging 'our' cause

[Xenophile]

Can't imagine why MrsTP!

And Mystic if it's 'our' cause, then I will eat an actual hat.

[PreemptiveSalvageEngineer]

Am loving this....

[NeverEverAnythingEver]

Let's do that! Shall we have 1-24 left to right top to bottom (like 7 for wrong perspective) or shall we have coordinates left to right, top to bottom (like (2, 2) for wrong perspective)?

[DeviTheGaelet]

[NeverEverAnythingEver]

I think just one number is easier, but coordinates are more mystifying. We should use both.

[YetAnotherSpartacus]

Yes ... annoying derailments are ... annoying . And common of late.

[LumpySpacedPrincess]

Coordinates like battleships!!!! Such fun!!!!

[FreshwaterSelkie]

I'm closing in on those dungarees. Had a sudden run of 6, lucky 7, 12, 20...

[Xenophile]

Am I allowed to deliberately goad trolls into doing these things? Or do I have to be good.

[MysticTwat]

I said 16 17 earlier on a post but. I can't fucking count it was 18-19

[TheVermiciousKnid]

That might be cheating, Xenophile. It would just be too easy.

I'm coming to the conclusion that some/most of them are actually not very bright (while thinking they know it all). They are usually completely out of their depth. I'm trying hard just to skip their post.

[TheVermiciousKnid]

A pinch of 15 and 19 and a large helping of 20.

[KickAssAngel]

Can I get some red DM's to go with those dungarees?

[NeverEverAnythingEver]

No no no! You are all doing it wrong! You should go to those threads and post these cryptic numbers!



(What number do I get for posting this?)

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Can I just shout HOUSE for my thread? Surely since it's entirely derailed I can get a small dungaree or a pair of dangly earrings and a scarf.

[Xenophile]

Sorry, that might have partly been me, but I am fucking tired of having to play nice with dickheads.