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"as a man.." "I am a male and..." "speaking as a bloke..."

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AnyFucker · 20/08/2013 23:47

Oh do fuck off.

That is all

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SunshineBossaNova · 20/08/2013 23:55

Hell yeah.

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Paninfinitum · 21/08/2013 00:02

Well,.......

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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:03

Yes, Pan, I know you are a bloke.

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Paninfinitum · 21/08/2013 00:07

Well,......

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BlameItOnTheBogey · 21/08/2013 00:11

I asked DH and he says you are being mean for writing this post.

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BOF · 21/08/2013 00:14

Bore off. I don't want to be told to give extra attention to someone for their dick, unless I see it and deem it worthy.

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BOF · 21/08/2013 00:14
Grin
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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:14

did he give that opinion "as a man" Boges ? Hmm

Pan, I shall chuck you down that well in a minute.

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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:16

BOF, you and your cocks. May they forever keep you entertained Wink

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BOF · 21/08/2013 00:16

I'm a simple soul Smile

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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:19

speaking as a woman cocks are mildly entertaining, are they not

especially when they start mansplaining and putting the wimminz right Grin

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NumTumDeDum · 21/08/2013 00:20

Arf. Not a fred about a fred AF? Or a man named Fred. Who is male. And may or may not be a marzipan encrusted spider?

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RoastedCouchPotatoes · 21/08/2013 00:21

I don't mind them saying it (as sometimes mentioning their gender can be useful) its just usually some twattish thing is said right after it.

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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:21

all that and more, NumTum Grin

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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:22

indeed, roasted

in my vast experience of men talking out of their arses, a pronouncement that starts "as a man..." almost invariably is followed by utter bollocks

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NumTumDeDum · 21/08/2013 00:25

I hate marzipan. To Room 101 with it. And Fred. Take him too.

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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:30

I don't mind a smidge of marzipan, attached to some wedding cake. And I knew a nice Fred once. I don't like them FredBet shops though.

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RoastedCouchPotatoes · 21/08/2013 00:31

I like marzipan. And DH is a Fred Sad

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flummoxedlummox · 21/08/2013 00:43

I like marzipan, don't get me started on icing work of the devil

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YoniBottsBumgina · 21/08/2013 00:43

Vvvvvv occasionally it can be helpful since this is a female dominated site.

However, most of the time it isn't relevant. The times when it is relevant it's sometimes obvious from the content. And the rest of the time it's one of those men from mars who believes that women hail from the mystical fairy princess land of venus.

No. You're just a person, with an opinion. You may share that opinion with some people from your own gender, and some people from the opposite gender. Or maybe you're just a bit of a fruitloop who nobody agrees with at all. Either way, it's nice to have your opinion, but we don't (usually) need it pointed out that you're hairy on your dangly parts. Thanks all the same.

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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:46

it's ok sometimes to add a footnote "btw, I am a man just for clarity"

that is much less "hear me and shush yourselves, women!"

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YoniBottsBumgina · 21/08/2013 00:51

Blush I don't know where that came from.

YY a footnote is less intrusive and announcer-y.

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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:52

where what came from Yoni ?

the hairy dangly bit ? Grin

the bloody things appear from nowhere sometimes...

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YoniBottsBumgina · 21/08/2013 00:54

Grin Well I figured women's dangly bits don't tend to have quite the same forest like growth...

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AnyFucker · 21/08/2013 00:55

Smile

< innocent face >

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