How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

(55 Posts)
Suelford Sun 18-Aug-13 15:02:25

TIRES GET CHANGED TOO, YOU KNOW!

YoniMatopoeia Tue 20-Aug-13 19:25:23

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, don't you realise you are putting people off by referring to them as LIGHT bulbs. I mean, they're not ALL light are they. You are making out that all bulbs are light all the time.

And these ones are not really all that light anyway are they - I mean really, when you compare them to that one in the lighthouse over there? It seems unfair to call them lightbulbs, maybe dimbulbs would mean that you wouldn't actually put people off changing them. Have you thought about that <<tilts head>>

StickEmUp Tue 20-Aug-13 20:26:15

Even funner:

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Who cares as long as one of 'em sucks my cock..

StickEmUp Tue 20-Aug-13 20:26:26

'funner' what a good word.

TheDoctrineOfJetlag Tue 20-Aug-13 21:20:41

Are they rounded, curvy, inefficient, somewhat feeble lightbulbs or straight, sticklike, efficient, strong, longlasting modern wonders?

Trills Tue 20-Aug-13 21:29:17

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?
The fact that I have to change it is proof that men are equally discriminated against.

SPBisResisting Tue 20-Aug-13 21:32:11

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't you worry your pretty little head abour that, pet

SinisterSal Tue 20-Aug-13 21:48:56

How many MRA's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't you realise that 1 in 10 MRA's are tricked into changing lightbulbs that don't even belong to them?

SunshineBossaNova Wed 21-Aug-13 00:32:35

Yoni fantastic grin

How many MRA's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's not a man's job, it's a woman's job.

AnyFucker Wed 21-Aug-13 00:34:40

I wish I was witty smile

SunshineBossaNova Wed 21-Aug-13 10:25:07

cake for all.

Dadisthelion Thu 22-Aug-13 00:08:11

None because they only exist on the Internet

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they don't care about the lightbulb, its light was throwing a glare on their computer screens and interfereing with the lovely wank they were having over Star Trek Lego Fetish Part 6

CaptChaos Thu 22-Aug-13 11:23:41

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

You bloody feminists don't understand how much we want to change that light bulb. More men than women are affected by light bulb changing you know, because AVfM had an article on it. You need to understand that although, statistically, women also experience light bulb changing, it's much much worse for men, as they are so ashamed of their light bulbs. There are so many support networks for women who have to change light bulbs anyway, so the whole thing can't really affect you as badly as it affects men.

Anyway, show me a link to what you have done to change the light bulb. Until you do, we MRAs are just going to sit in the dark, bitching.

(not funny, but I've had a bad morning full of utter idiots and their 'oh, so very bloody funny' jokes about women, that I thought I'd just repay the compliment.)

SunshineBossaNova Thu 22-Aug-13 11:25:32

Arf at 'sit in the dark, bitching'.

Bunnylion Thu 22-Aug-13 11:49:12

Well, speaking as a male...

<ducks, protects face and nuts from scorned, menstruating, humourless nutjobs>

wink wink lol

...I was drunk when I put the lightbulb in so, sorry ladiez, it's not my problem that it needs changing.

lol

You are a man bunny? <hands out badge>

Bunnylion Fri 23-Aug-13 21:09:08

buffy I actually think I may be in labour with my first baby right now shock, so no, I'm not a man.

But can I still have a badge?

SinisterSal Fri 23-Aug-13 21:15:39

<squeeee> Bunny! Best of luck smile

scallopsrgreat Fri 23-Aug-13 21:25:34

Ooh good luck bunny! Are we going to have a live birth thread in FWR wink

Yes, keep the badge. It is genderless really as it just says 'non-twat' grin

Best of luck shock smile

CaptChaos Fri 23-Aug-13 21:33:35

Good luck Bunny you can have as many badges as you like!

Sheshelob Fri 23-Aug-13 21:50:07

Go bunny!!

grin

SunshineBossaNova Fri 23-Aug-13 22:53:07

Another go Bunny from me smile

TheDoctrineOfPositivityYes Fri 23-Aug-13 22:54:26

Good luck Bunny.

Don't let that BasilBabyEater anywhere near you, though!

Bunnylion Fri 23-Aug-13 22:54:46

Thanks. Thing seem to be progressing. I'm have contractions every 15-20 minutes for the past 2 hours!

Eeeeek!

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