How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

(55 Posts)
Suelford Sun 18-Aug-13 15:02:25

TIRES GET CHANGED TOO, YOU KNOW!

TheDoctrineOfJetlag Sun 18-Aug-13 20:09:08

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

<bada boom TISH>

Splitheadgirl Sun 18-Aug-13 20:20:30

My colleagues sympathised as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

“Why didn’t you wait till your husband got home?” someone asked.

“I could have,” my mother told the group,” but the couch is easier to move if he’s not on it.”

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's the system that needs changing!

grin

Lio Mon 19-Aug-13 13:04:03

I'd laugh except, as a woman, I obviously have no sense of humour.

How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb? None - they don't want change and prefer to be in the dark.

ButThereAgain Mon 19-Aug-13 20:12:19

How many MRAs does it take to change the record?

More than have crawled out of the woodwork so far, evidently.

Childrenofthestones Tue 20-Aug-13 08:02:02

No please stop...my ribs...

and to think some assholes say women can't do stand up.

YoniMatopoeia Tue 20-Aug-13 09:27:19

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well what are feminists doing to campaign against the dark and its disproportionate effect on men?

LRDPomogiMnyeSRabotoi Tue 20-Aug-13 09:35:04

grin

Now that is truly funny, yoni.

grin

rosabud Tue 20-Aug-13 10:22:33

How dare feminists assume that all men want to change lighbulbs - although, if the lightbulb is blatantly growing dim and making it obvious, then what does it expect?

TheDoctrineOfJetlag Tue 20-Aug-13 10:43:55

Love it, Yoni.

ButThereAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 10:49:49

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to screw it in, a hundred to send it so many hate-tweets that its terrified to shine.

JuliaScurr Tue 20-Aug-13 15:42:15

what about women in countries where they don't even have electricity? Hmm? Well???

JuliaScurr Tue 20-Aug-13 15:43:06

MrsTerry grin

Look, it's obvious you crazy, hysterical people hate bulbs. I read a quote of a blog on another blog that proves this beyond a doubt. This discredits anything you might have to say, ever.

LRDPomogiMnyeSRabotoi Tue 20-Aug-13 16:13:12

I feel persecuted on behalf of DH. I think this thread was only started to give feminists a chance to disempower men by taking the active role in screwing. angry

You'll be starting on daffodils next. I mean, it was worthwhile in the 70s but its just gone too far in the other direction now.

LRDPomogiMnyeSRabotoi Tue 20-Aug-13 16:19:52

Daffodils?

<narrows eyes>

This is an illuminati reference again, isn't it?

...or the Masons?

LRDPomogiMnyeSRabotoi Tue 20-Aug-13 16:34:37

Nah. Masons are all brawny men.

'Illuminati' has a nice feminine sound.

But I digress: please go back to the jokes!

How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb?
One - but he will be emasculated.

LRDPomogiMnyeSRabotoi Tue 20-Aug-13 16:38:33

Close to the line there, buffy. You'll be quoted on MRA sites as laughing at the emasculation of men. sad

<slinks off in well justified disgrace>

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