How to be a good and happy housewife article

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PixieHot Sat 05-Jan-13 21:36:22

How to be a good and happy housewife article

'The good housewife needs to maintain a good appearance and do not repeat the mistakes of some women who after the marriage lose their attraction.'

hmmconfused

tribpot Sat 05-Jan-13 23:51:45

Wow, so he's not the author?

Sunnywithshowers Sat 05-Jan-13 23:58:28

Well done Professor, that's great news. grin

Startail Sun 06-Jan-13 00:03:21

Link takes me to a cleaning firm advert not an articleconfusedconfusedconfused

StuntGirl Sun 06-Jan-13 00:28:38

I think the owner's have removed it grin

StuntGirl Sun 06-Jan-13 00:31:03

Actually just checked my emails (I emailed complaining about it too) and he's apologised and said it would be removed immediately. Amazingly fast response, quite impressed actually.

Sunnywithshowers Sun 06-Jan-13 00:34:34

That makes me very, very happy.

tribpot Sun 06-Jan-13 08:33:25

Good chap. One page down, most of the rest of the internet to go!

PixieHot Sun 06-Jan-13 08:55:14

Well done Professor smile, what a good and fast response.

BigGiantCowWithAKnockKnockTail Sun 06-Jan-13 08:58:04

Bugger. I wanted to read it and get some tips sad

tribpot Sun 06-Jan-13 09:21:02

Most of the key messages are here, BigGiantCow.

1. Do a LOT of cleaning. I mean all-freakin-day cleaning.
2. Pay close attention to your appearance (I guess all that cleaning should help keep you fit).
3. Learn to cook. It's very easy, you can find out how on YouTube.
4. Your husband (or indeed female partner, although the article generalises it to husband) has the right to expect perfection but may be magnanimous enough to allow a lower standard in certain circumstances, even offering to help out to ensure the house is immaculate.
5. Children cause mess. This is about the only mention they get in the article so presumably the message would be: ideally don't have them if you want to be the perfect housewife.
6. Be good at shagging.
7. You may have a hobby. You should use it planning things for other people, though.
8. Enjoy.

ashesgirl Sun 06-Jan-13 10:07:50

Well done to those who complained and got it taken down

StuntGirl Sun 06-Jan-13 19:55:17

I bet he wondered what the hell was going on when he got all those complaints last night grin

GunsAndRoses Wed 16-Jan-13 01:21:54

1. Do a LOT of cleaning. I mean all-freakin-day cleaning.
2. Pay close attention to your appearance (I guess all that cleaning should help keep you fit).
3. Learn to cook. It's very easy, you can find out how on YouTube.
4. Your husband (or indeed female partner, although the article generalises it to husband) has the right to expect perfection but may be magnanimous enough to allow a lower standard in certain circumstances, even offering to help out to ensure the house is immaculate.
5. Children cause mess. This is about the only mention they get in the article so presumably the message would be: ideally don't have them if you want to be the perfect housewife.
6. Be good at shagging.
7. You may have a hobby. You should use it planning things for other people, though.
8. Enjoy.

Oh sure! grin

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