A five year old's interpretation of the Dove advert

[Adair]

dd; mummy, why are they sad and in jumpers
me: um, because they think their skin isn't soft enough. is that silly?
dd laughs.: skin is skin. it doesnt matter
me: you're right - you know adverts try to get you to buy something well sometimes they have to make problems so we buy more stuff
let's shout IT DOESNT MATTER at the telly

She now shouts IT DOESNT MATTER at many ads

But she hears me ranting about a lot of things including that ridiculous advert. 'don't let your skin come out' wtf?

[Adair]

Sorry, that should be a five year old's take or confusion (I did most of the explaining!!)

[TimeWasting]

Brilliant!