Best best man's speech joke you have heard.

[Trills]

My favourite was a slightly rambling cricket joke that I thought was going to end with "batting above his average". Instead it went on to be the best granny-friendly yet slightly-risqué (only very slightly as this was a rather religious couple) joke. The final line was "before that day he'd never scored any runs at all".

What's the best joke or story you've heard?

[BillyBollyBandy]

From my friend's wedding, the best man said "I hope the bride isn't disappointed, she was hoping for a coffee percolater and instead she got a perky copulater"

[Sposh]

"He proved his socialism by shitting on the bonnet of the car in the bmw garage."

I wasn't impressed by what he did (my step brother) but hey, I gave him credit for doing it in the right place