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'Her' sofa gone. Cat plotting murder!

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Toddlerteaplease · 30/11/2016 12:56

Had my sofa collected this morning to make room for the new one that is arriving Friday. I'm sure I'm going to be murdered in my bed. Hmm

'Her' sofa gone. Cat plotting murder!
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DoloresVanCartier · 30/11/2016 13:06

I'm afraid you are right. Ensure your will is in order and say goodbye to your loved ones. We will miss you but it's entirely your own fault Wink

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Toddlerteaplease · 30/11/2016 13:16

GrinGrinI held off buying a new one because I didn't want to upset them. And couldn't find one they could sit on the back of. Hopefully they'll be happy with the new one and all will be forgiven. Good job I've taken out the protection cover on it!!

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Toddlerteaplease · 30/11/2016 13:17

If you'd told me two years ago I'd be putting the cats comfort before anything else, I'd have laughed at you!

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cozietoesie · 30/11/2016 13:45

Oh My. The look on her face! Grin

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Gingernaut · 30/11/2016 13:47

Being RC, I'll pray for your immortal soul. Grin

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Mistykit · 30/11/2016 13:50

#prayfortoddler

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Soubriquet · 30/11/2016 13:51

That is a look of evil.....

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Toddlerteaplease · 30/11/2016 14:01

Ginger, thanks. I'm Practicing RC too. Can you have a mass said for me please. My funeral instructions are;
Reception into cathedral the night before,
Full requiem with all the trimmings and lots of smoke. Black vestments only pleaseWink

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Fluffycloudland77 · 30/11/2016 14:16

Blimey, it's a good job cats are small.

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cozietoesie · 30/11/2016 14:17

Small means they can sneak into places, Fluffy. I do hope that Toddler is not planning to use that staircase much. Grin

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CondensedMilkSarnies · 30/11/2016 14:19

Be careful going up and down the stairs . When I piss ConsensedCat off , she lays in wait and swipes me as I go down them .

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Gingernaut · 30/11/2016 18:08

Don't worry. I've dusted off my rosary.

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Puffinitee · 30/11/2016 18:20

'Twas a pleasure knowing you toddler Grin

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Toddlerteaplease · 30/11/2016 19:14

She's currently curled up at my feet on the recliner. Purring loudly. She's always ignored anyone who's sat in it before so hopefully she'll be ok with the new sofa.

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Weedsnseeds1 · 30/11/2016 19:19

She's a black cat, she's just waiting on the stairs until darkness falls and renders her invisible. It'll look like an accident when they find your broken necked remains...

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Toddlerteaplease · 30/11/2016 19:39

GrinGrinGrinno doubt she'll blame it on her slightly brainless sister!

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Weedsnseeds1 · 30/11/2016 20:14

All she has to do is close her eyes, you have been warned! This is mine appearing magically in the old bread oven after I'd spent half the morning looking for him!

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TheCakes · 30/11/2016 20:17

Also RC. Rattling my rosary for you Toddler.

Have you had your last rights?

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Icequeen01 · 30/11/2016 21:24

You're doomed! Confused

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Toddlerteaplease · 30/11/2016 21:30

Am seeing my Parish Priest tomorrow. Will get him to give me them just incase. ( that's if I survive the night) or I could get my archbishop friend to give me them over FaceTime! Managed to turn him into a fully fledged cat daddy. My work on earth is done!!

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DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 30/11/2016 21:35

Bye!Shock

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SingaSong12 · 30/11/2016 21:37

Another practicing RC here - have you been to confession? You could also ask St Gertrude to put in a good word for you (patron saint of cats). OTOH maybe a fish supper would be in order, it is Friday tomorrow. Smile

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Toddlerteaplease · 30/11/2016 21:42

GrinGrinGrinnot been since July. Oops. Didn't know that St Gertrude is the patron of cats. As I got them from St Francis Persian rescue, I might try him!!

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Toddlerteaplease · 30/11/2016 21:42

Tomorrow is Thursday!

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SingaSong12 · 30/11/2016 22:24

Ohh so it is Blush

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