What would your cat google if it went online?

(67 Posts)
DrAdmin Sat 27-Aug-16 21:38:28

I recently googled 'what are dew claws?' and I thought Jess might google 'what are thumbs?' if she could go online

What about your cat?

ImYourMama Sat 27-Aug-16 21:48:42

How to get a secret supply of Dreamies

How to lock humans in bathroom when kitchen door is open and roast beef is on the side

ALemonyPea Sat 27-Aug-16 21:49:50

Where best to hide decapitated mice

MaryMarigold Sat 27-Aug-16 21:51:06

How to dispose of the dog

AddictedtoGreys Sat 27-Aug-16 21:58:43

How do I stay asleep longer

usual Sat 27-Aug-16 22:00:45

Where to buy the best cat nip.

MrsBertMacklin Sat 27-Aug-16 22:01:51

Where did my balls go.

Quietlygoingmad67 Sat 27-Aug-16 22:02:23

Where have my testicles gone?

Quietlygoingmad67 Sat 27-Aug-16 22:02:52

MrsB great minds!!

Livedandlearned Sat 27-Aug-16 22:03:15

Inventive ways to wake up your owners

WannaBeDifferent Sat 27-Aug-16 22:04:28

What's the world record for how many times you can get your owner to open the door to let you in/out .

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Sat 27-Aug-16 22:04:57

Opera grin
Cheapest Sheba pouches
Catnip
How to stop my humans pushing me off the work counter

YesItsMeIDontCare Sat 27-Aug-16 22:05:56

Why does my person say "OW!!!" and stop playing when I play-bite?

Tubbyinthehottub Sat 27-Aug-16 22:06:19

He would order loads of new laser toys

RosettaPebble Sat 27-Aug-16 22:06:45

Best way to get dead hen pheasant through small window (therefore not leaving a trail of giblets down said window and white wall and getting an absolute bollocking from me angry ).

SoupDragon Sat 27-Aug-16 22:07:02

"What restaurants deliver..."

He is in a permanent diet.

RatOnnaStick Sat 27-Aug-16 22:08:27

The Lion: how to keep my snail-tail out of my own faeces...

The Snowshoe: how to bypass stair gates (yes really, the poor thing has never worked out how to jump over)

GrouchyKiwi Sat 27-Aug-16 22:09:59

DH's cats would google "How to get rid of your servant's wife so you can sit on the furniture and scratch the carpet".

bertsdinner Sat 27-Aug-16 22:10:12

how to order food. Particularly those Webbox tasty stick things, one rustle of the packet drives him crazy.

micemicebabies Sat 27-Aug-16 22:11:09

HOW TO CATCH THE RED DOT!!!!!

GrouchyKiwi Sat 27-Aug-16 22:11:44

Also they would go to Sainsburys.com and order a truck full of cucumbers and cherry tomatoes because they are insane.

Waitingfordolly Sat 27-Aug-16 22:13:55

Cat 1 where did this other cat come from and how can I get rid of it?

Cat 2 why doesn't cat 1 want to play with me?

Vinorosso74 Sat 27-Aug-16 22:14:17

Why do my humans stick a needle in me twice a day?
Most effective ways to avoid swallowing tablets the adult female is too good
How to unlock doors.

DixieWishbone Sat 27-Aug-16 22:15:11

Bound II.

She loves that song. hmm

OTheHugeManatee Sat 27-Aug-16 22:15:51

Breeding mice for fun and profit

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