Are your cats annoying?

[takeapictureframe]

Meet mine:

Large ginger male. Lies so close to me in bed I can't move my arms or turn. If I dare move, he leaps off the bed making a huge THUD and thunders through to the kitchen for food.

Black and white male. Obsessed with large ginger male. Follows him around mewing until large ginger whacks him with his paw.

Black and white female. Sits looking at the boys disdainfully. Demands to go outside after breakfast every morning no matter what I'm doing. Nips me and then purrs happily.

Are yours annoying?

[MilkTwoSugarsThanks]

I'm refusing to acknowledge OldBoy's quirks as annoying atm. Poor little guy's ancient now so I'm gritting my teeth and letting him off.

[hollinhurst84]

Won't eat until he has had cuddles and kneaded me
Cries from the minute I get home from work until he's encased in my lap
Wakes me up at 2am because he's not under my arm or holding my finger with his paw
Demands constant cuddles, preferably close enough that his whiskers are in my mouth
So basically as long as you cuddle him 24/7, he's not annoying!

[TheSpectreOfMorningtonCrescent]

Mine are utter cunts. Have punished me for buying wrong food, pissed on a ball of wool, sits on your chest so you can't move, then farts, expects food every time you get up.

[emwithme]

My four-month-old kittens are little furry asshats. It's a bloody good job they're cute.

We need to buy this sign. Everything in our house is now drunk out of bottles (cold) or travel mugs (hot).

Boy kitten enjoys the game of "let's put my bumhole as close to your mouth/nose as possible", purring like a devil the whole time so you can't be too mean to him.

Girl kitten enjoys climbing naked legs.

They're bloody gorgeous though.

[hollinhurst84]

This is what I mean by cuddle...

[Hopelass]

There are no words for how annoying hopecat is. This is her "helping" whilst we are in the middle of trying to move house.

[ThisFenceIsComfy]

I woke up this morning, flung my arm out and my hand landed in a pile of cold cat vomit.