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I need to electrify my door handle!

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catameringue · 20/11/2013 10:25

My tom cat is a dick. A very intelligent and cute jet Black cat who is awesome but nonetheless a nob.

He recently learned a new trick of knocking drinking glasses over by batting his paw so he can drink the contents. Or rather 5% of the contents with the rest left to soak into the carpet.

He is an alpha male who asserts authority over my two girls but often loses fights with them. He squeaks like a girl rather than miaowing.

He can open doors. He does this by throwing himself at the door, front paws pump the door handle while back paws are balanced on the beveled edge of the square pattern on my door. I hope you can visualise this. It takes him several attempts of pinging the handle.

Unfortunately I have been rewarding this behaviour. When he does in the day or in the evening I ignore it to the extent he doesn't do it much at these times.
But he does it to my door every morning at 7.10. Which wakes me up, I open the door to get to the bathroom and hey ho I've rewarded his behaviour!

I can't 'not' go to loo. I think the only solution is to find an inventor and wire up my door handle to a loud buzzer or a few batteries. I've tried sellotape, lemons, water gun, hissing etc.

I don't mind so much but I'm thinking of when my baby gets here in April I don't want him making a racket or trying to get into the room.

My backup plan is a new shed situated in the garden that I have insulated and put a heating lamp in.

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cozietoesie · 20/11/2013 10:58

Little blighter. (Go to the loo 10 minutes (or whatever) earlier so that the association is broken for him.)

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catameringue · 20/11/2013 13:15

I'm rubbish at getting up in the mornings but hey I guess its good practice!

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cozietoesie · 20/11/2013 13:34

You got it.

Smile

PS - and remember that having got up to go to the loo, you can head back to bed for that extra 10 or whatever, ignoring him blithely.

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catameringue · 20/11/2013 13:51

I'm still angling for some minor electro therapy.

Wink

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cozietoesie · 20/11/2013 13:57

You should be grateful! He's good training for the forthcoming arrival.

Smile

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Fluffycloudland77 · 20/11/2013 19:01

You get to sleep in until 07.10? Envy

We only get 07.30 on the weekends.

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catameringue · 20/11/2013 20:55

I'm a night owl not an early worm.
Dh gets up at 6. 6am is against my religious beliefs. It's unholy.

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Riblet · 22/11/2013 14:10

If you do perfect the electrified handle let me know Wink Ours try and open doors (well only two of them are clever enough, the blind madam and one of the little ones) and the only way to stop them has been to keep them locked in their own rooms overnight. It sounds mean and ideally I'd rather they had free rein of the house but actually they're pretty spoilt - madam has a room with 2 spare beds which she can (and does) take her pick of, and the other 3 have a room with a futon, cushions and various shelves where they like to sleep. All have litter trays, water bowls etc. They roam the rest of the time (although many doors now have to have locks on the outside to prevent total destruction of plants, ornaments, anything food related) and are quite happy to be 'put to bed' at night then let out for breakfast in the morning. Do you have a room he'd happily sleep in without too much fuss? Like you, part of the concern is when our baby arrives - I'd be happier (at least to start with) if I knew where they were so I didn't worry that they had decided the most comfortable sleeping place was on baby's face etc.

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cozietoesie · 22/11/2013 14:29

I am a truly vile and horrible entity if I'm awoken before my body wants to get up (I'm a night owl also) and my cats learn pretty darned fast that if they attempt to wake me 'off-schedule' they're going to regret it for the rest of their lives in some ill-defined way.

I have no idea how I make this clear. Suffice to say that by the second - or max third - night with me, any new cat is heads down at bedtime and (with the exception of toilet forays) stays that way until I decide it's breakfast time.

You all must be incredibly tolerant people.

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Chocolatecoin · 22/11/2013 14:41

We had this problem with our cat. We put the hoover outside the bedroom door so she had to stand on it to rattle the door handle, put the lead into an extension lead which was by our bed. When she rattled, we switched on the hoover just by leaning over and switching on the extension lead, cat jumped a mile and caught on within a couple of mornings.

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gobbin · 22/11/2013 22:28

We've got a lady like that too. We had to put a barrel lock on the kitchen door to keep her and the others in at night. She still swings on the handle at 6.30am for the routine morning call, she just can't get out.

gobbin, sleeping soundly since forever. If I had my cats leaping about on the bed waking me up, I'd have permanent paper-bag face!

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catameringue · 23/11/2013 18:27

Chocolate coin I love your solution!
Tempted to try that!

The door opener does get put to bed at 10 and let out at 6 am by dh. He seems to occupy himself for max one hour. Dh lets him out as otherwise at 7.10am he is pinging on his door. Which I can still hear.
I have noticed that though he is not a lap cat or one for being held he likes attention or proximity. He is currently asleep between dh and I on the sofa on dh's foot.

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crazynanna · 23/11/2013 18:51


Get a chamber pot!

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