i love my cats but.....

[oneistomany]

i bloody hate what they bring in, this week so far:

11 baby rabbits
8 birds
8 of the smallest mice you can imagine
2 pigeons no pigeons just a ton of feathers
and something that i cant even think of what it once was

[batteryhen]

In the 13 years I have had my cat she has brought me a worm. I thank god she is not a hunter! Have your cats got collars on with bells/ Not sure if that works or not.

My friend moved to a new area and woke to find a headless crow on her doorstep one day. She thought the neghbours were in some sort of cult and were sending her a warning - until she saw her cat with feathers in her mouth

[RandomMess]

I just want my lap back.

I sit down and girl cat appears and claims me as hers...

it gets VERY wearing - have I mentioned they are supposed to be DH's cats yet I am the chosen one!

[bonzo77]

...she cries louder than the baby.
...her crying wakes me up too early.

[RandomMess]

I get lovingly facially violated until I get out of bed, kisses, licks rubs etc etc etc and I'm allergic to cats and they have cat breath

[5inthebed]

My cat has a field day with mice as there are allotments at the back of our house. Never had anything else but mice though.

Feel quite about the baby rabbits though.

[RandomMess]

Male cat brings me living gifts, mice and birds, it's amazing what a good hunter I am now yet he still insists on bringing me more to improve my skill. Perhaps he wants evidence that I can actually kill not just catch?

[MrsHelsBels74]

One of mine brings in slow worms!

[Ilovedaintynuts]

I hate being snogged by my cat after it's eaten something revolting like "trout and kidney". He is such a kissy cat and is always slipping me the tongue. Why always after he's just eaten though?

[qazxc]

my foster kitten think my legs are a climbing tree. they now are in shreds. but he's so lovely i can't tell him off.