I bet my evening has sucked more than yours

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

Had friends around for dinner. Took my eye off the land shark/puppy and he wee'd two lakes (my fault) and then, then (again, my fault) did a mega turd on the kitchen floor...and fell back into it. So now a one-foot-covered-in-excrement puppy has run through the house looking for a cuddle. I am not in the least cross with him, but could happily kick myself up the arse. I have had to bath puppy, bleach the entire downstairs floor and also clean/bleach the bath. Pup is now cuddled up in a blanket and making little sucky noises. My house smells like crap/bleach/despair :(

[ILikeToClean]

Tomorrow can only be better

[HoneyDragon]

But but but, you have four actual puppy paws in your house. Puppy Paws

And now Jas, can sit smugly, going I might be neurotic, I may be slightly challenging, but I don't slide in my own shit. Or piss in the kitchen when the Hound Slave has company.

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

Jas is quite smug. He even did all his tricks for our company and behaved perfectly. Just to rub it in

[UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea]

Sorry but

[UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea]

BTW, OP, have you met GoatsHaveStrangeEyes on Mumsnet?? I feel you might be kindred spirits :)

[MoaningMingeWhingesAgain]

You win. But on the way home from his walk today, my collie did a massive crap on the pavement.

It was at that moment I discovered there were no more poo bags left in the pocket of my dog-walking coat.

So I walked the rest of the way home carefully cradling 2 tissues wrapped around a big smelly warm poo. It's a good job he walks home off lead, I needed both hands.

[stillenacht]

all of that and more with autstic son and not a puppy...whats my prize?

[topbannana]

chickens I had to laugh at your house smelling of despair :o