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TheCunnyFunt · 21/08/2012 08:18

D0oin I can't get 'this' to work.

But yes, I believe you are correct in thinking that those wolves are wolves, and the iggy and the grund are dogs. Unfortunately though plenty of people think the iggy and the grund are wolves too.

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ChickensArentEligableForGold · 21/08/2012 08:52

My dog is a crap wolf. He has long floppy ears and a sad expression. He's also red, which is only any good as camouflage in the autumn. In the woods.

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MothershipG · 21/08/2012 09:04

I'm confused too! What are you getting at???

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PeriPathetic · 21/08/2012 09:10

No no no! Totally the wrong species... we apparently have a fox on a lead Confused who is sooooo wild I'm constantly told I'm cruel, yeah very wild

Mind you, this is the breed that's genetically closest to the wolf according to National Geographic

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ChickensArentEligableForGold · 21/08/2012 09:13

Peri, your fox looks traumatised to have a comfy sofa to kip on. Shame on you. SHAME!

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PeriPathetic · 21/08/2012 09:29

She more traumatised by the cat tbh!

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D0oinMeCleanin · 21/08/2012 09:44

MotherG I had always thought the two were entirely different species, but the more I read on MN about them the more the appear to be one in the same.

Peri you evil thing. Keeping a fox on lead. And giving him a comfy sofa too Shock He'll never learn his place in the pack if you do that. Trust me soon enough he will have you sleeping in one of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/images/graphics/fox_den_scat.jpg&imgrefurl=www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/red_fox.html&h=236&w=340&sz=64&tbnid=giu9jvuLCuHPzM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=130&zoom=1&usg=__BMyajKm9msWwSYgpHdXd5uAk2JU=&docid=YMMIr-QWrWsgEM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=G0ozUMDEMa-a0QWd9oHgCg&ved=0CFIQ9QEwAA&dur=6752" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">these

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Cuebill · 21/08/2012 09:47

Those vicious animals in your second link DooinMeCleanin need taking down a peg or two. It looks like they are trying to dominate your whole family Smile by that dominate lying on the sofa behaviour.

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D0oinMeCleanin · 21/08/2012 09:50

Luckily one of them has found her forever home where she has a sofa all of her own

The other one is barely capable of dominating a fly. She is a truly poor version of a wolf. She's more of a cat to be fair. An oddly shaped cat.

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Ephiny · 21/08/2012 10:15

Mine are bears :)

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MothershipG · 21/08/2012 11:40

Ah ha! Thanks D0oin!

I think if my guys tried to join up with their pack brothers they'd quickly become a little snack!

But watch out because I let them walk ahead of me, eat before I do, get up on the furniture and, heavens above! sleep with me! Just the first steps in their cunning plan of world domination, mwah, ha, ha (- that's their evil laugh.)

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PeriPathetic · 21/08/2012 11:48

Bears?! Just looked at your photos, Ephiny, and they are gorgeous bears indeed! What are they?

So, lets make a list of what we're supposed to do to ensure the dogs don't become 'alpha' (can hardly type for laughing Grin ).

  1. Never allow them to walk in front of you (default position for a shiba as this allows you to admire their gorgeous fluffy butts)

  2. Never allow them on the furniture (I'm not houseproud, but can see the advantage of this during massive moulting season. Not gonna happen though!)

  3. Never feed the dog before your family. (She gets fed when it suits me, as do the family. It varies)

    Any more?
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TheCunnyFunt · 21/08/2012 12:03

Never allow them to go through doorways/upstairs before you

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Topazandpearl · 21/08/2012 13:32

Never let them lean against you (even when they just want reassurance coz you have stopped to talk to a neighbour and they are being wimps!)

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D0oinMeCleanin · 21/08/2012 13:58

Dh's favourite is to growl at them when he is eating, just so they know he is pack leader and it's his food, not theirs Grin

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ChickensArentEligableForGold · 21/08/2012 14:03

My DH has a habit of being irritated by the dog, and then shouting various commands in quick succession thus: 'Sit! Down! Go away! Floor!'. This confuses the poor dog who generally resorts to spinning at his feet and tripping him up Grin

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TantrumsAndOlympicGoldBalloons · 21/08/2012 14:12

Really? You didn't know?

Wolves and dogs are the same thing

You must always make sure that the wolf/dog knows it place in the pack. Never allow it to have any emotions. And watch out for the lock jaw.

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toboldlygo · 21/08/2012 14:15

Fierce wolefs

You would be amazed at how many people ask if the black and white one is a wolf cross (never the fuzzy piebald, though).

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MothershipG · 21/08/2012 14:16

And don't forget if you feed raw that once they have the taste of blood they'll be chewing your arm off as soon as you fall asleep....don't say you weren't warned! Shock

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D0oinMeCleanin · 21/08/2012 14:23

Oh yes they can't taste blood. That'll remind them they're wolves for sure.

Which has just reminded about the time DH warned me not to add the extra mince to the dog's dish because "red meat makes them turn" Once I'd finished pissing myself laughing I advised to him to ring James WellBeloved and let them know because the dog was currently chowing down on lamb and rice kibble.

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Ephiny · 21/08/2012 14:26

They're Rottweilers Peri - even the fluffy one apparently, though I am occasionally sceptical about that!

DH once tried carrying a 'pack leader' wooden stick (Cesar Milan style). BearDog promptly took it off him and trotted off with it...

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TantrumsAndOlympicGoldBalloons · 21/08/2012 14:32

My DH tried carrying the stick once.
He had never had a dog before, bless him.

Big dog took one look at the stick and walked the other way. He refused to walk anywhere near DH. He sat down.

DH said to me "what's the matter with him?"
I told him he was waiting for him to throw the stick for him, so he did, big dog ran off under a tree with it. He never got it back. He also never bothered carrying a stick again!

Is that actual dog owner advice then? I thought my DH had made it up, I was pissing myself laughing when he told me.

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TantrumsAndOlympicGoldBalloons · 21/08/2012 14:33

Oh and don't forget certain dogs are born knowing they are supposed to chase bulls and are incapable of distinguishing between a bull and a child/man/woman/other dog.

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Ephiny · 21/08/2012 14:36

I think the stick is supposed to be a symbol of authority and leadership or something. Though evidently to dogs, a stick is just a stick :)

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TantrumsAndOlympicGoldBalloons · 21/08/2012 14:38

Oh, I actually thought he'd made it up!

Well it didn't work. My dogs aren't stupid

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