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My mother's dog humps her ..... From about eight feet away

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colditz · 02/06/2012 17:48

She maintains complete eye contact with my mother's leg, and then humps the air in the vague direction of it, from the other side of the room.

Now obviously this is hilarious to watch, but what the hell is going on in the dog's head?

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ditavonteesed · 02/06/2012 17:52

pmsl, sorry no help at all but how funny. video it and share :)

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colditz · 02/06/2012 17:53

I can't. But it is funny, she gets all wide eyed and fervent.

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colditz · 02/06/2012 23:08

Anyone else have a clue?

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AngryFeet · 02/06/2012 23:14

Type dog humping nothing into google. Looks like your mum and her dog are not alone Wink

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colditz · 02/06/2012 23:22

Ack, angry feet, I really don't want to. Ugh.

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colditz · 02/06/2012 23:26

But I did, and I am slightly reassured.

God it's weird to watch

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totallypearshaped · 02/06/2012 23:32

He obv has an intimacy problem and likes long distance relationships? - either that or he's suffering from delusions of how big his bone is.......

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colditz · 02/06/2012 23:34

But it's a girl dog!

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totallypearshaped · 02/06/2012 23:34

eeeeuuuugh!

Is there music involved?

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TrinityIsAFuckingRhino · 02/06/2012 23:35

I thought we were talking about a dog with an eight foot willy

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colditz · 02/06/2012 23:43

No, just earnest humping against a background of repeats of
Scrubs

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PandaWatch · 03/06/2012 16:08

Crying with laughter! Grin

Our old dog (also female) went through a stage of this after being spayed (although usually facing the wall - not making eye contact!). I seem to remember she just grew out of it! Has the dog been spayed recently? I think it sends their hormones a bit hay wire for a while

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colditz · 03/06/2012 16:45

No, she was spayed years ago, and she's about eight...

Filthy bitch Wink

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