Dogs with offshore bank accounts - what would yours buy?

[Scuttlebutter]

Our three grunds were very impressed when they heard about Mr Redknapp's dog Rosie and her offshore stash of funds. This led to a prolonged debate on today's walk about their investments. All three of course agreed on the need for more collars, more coats, an emperor sized bed each and more sofas. Then we had some divergence. Blonde dippy veteran boy just said "More Chicken." Elderly diva wanted a complete redecoration with a repeating theme of severed squirrel heads and her own hydrotherapy pool. Black speed freak wanted his own field complete with lure coursing kit, trees with squirrels and tried to convince me that an Aston Martin was a practical option for a grund-mobile(in black, natch, with tinted windows and a collection of lucky rabbits). A stern reminder about tithing led to a few coughs and embarrassed shuffles and they all muttered "Yes, yes, yes, of course. Galgos." before sniffing a tree in a casual sort of way.

So what would your dog(s) spend their offshore funds on?

[MmeLindor.]

Ha. I suspect Daphne would instruct me to have her best pal flown over from the states - she does miss Kafka since he moved away.

[PandaWatch]

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Or maybe just Roger Federer, whose sole job would be to lob tennis balls really far in a nice big field with his shirt off

[MmeLindor.]

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Make sure he brings some Lindor for you too.

[ChickensGoMeh]

A gigantic fridge filled with meat (any variety) and yoghurt. And cheese. Also pizza. And crackers. Possibly carrots. It would definitely be food based. With maybe a few squeaky balls thrown in.

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MmeLindorFri 27-Jan-12 11:21:25

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Make sure he brings some Lindor for you too.



Ooo - I think a professional tummy scratcher would definitely be on the list too! And all the markies money can buy. They're like puppy crack to our one!

[AnEcumenicalMatter]

One of mine would have an open account at the kebab shop.

The other would import container loads of Milk Bones from USA.

[AnEcumenicalMatter]

The Milk Bone importer would also purchase a property with a lake so that she could indulge her love for swimming.

[feesh]

Mine is the most spoilt bloody dog on the entire planet, so I would hope she wants for nothing. She literally has her own bedroom with her own bed (IKEA hemnes day bed!!) and access to her own private garden which nobody else will go in because of the massive holes she's dug in it Makes you sick when there's kids living on the streets.....