Whats your dog done recently that you should of told them off for, if you could have stopped laughing?

[technoduck]

My lovely golden retriever Dylan decided to come and have a bath with me last night! He normally comes and sleeps on the floor when Im having a soak, but not this time....
I heard him running up the stairs, he flew into the bathroom and before I could stop him straight into the bath with me. Cue water all over the floor and dh running up the stairs thinking I had drowned because of all the water coming through the celling (as if me screaming didn't make it clear that I wasn't dead) and possibly the happiest retriever in the world covered in bubbles, tail wagging, chewing on the rubber duck in the bath with me... Well at least it not boring around here!
What have your little shitbags angels been upto recently?

[technoduck]

Thats just too cute! mine has never done this before, I think the rubber duck just became to tempting. I found him in the bathroom the other day growling at it, don't think he could deal with another animal (even tho fake) in the house. Got ripped up in the garden after I put him out there to dry off!

[theothersparticus]

yesterday Bella ate the bra I had bought that day to replace the one she previously ate. I laughed later

[technoduck]

I did used to have rats year ago that where bra and knicker thieves but never a dog!

[feesh]

I threw her the tennis ball on the beach, she actually went after it for once, so I was bloody overjoyed that my retriever-alike might actually have some retrieval instincts in there somewhere.

She ran towards me WITH the ball - by this point my heart was doing skippy leaps of joy that we had actually made some progress.

Then she stopped about 3 foot in front of me, looked at me, put the ball down, dug a MASSIVE hole, dropped the tennis ball into it and covered the hole back in again with her nose.

[UptownAbbie]

He found a huge branch blown down in the gales, carefully balanced it in his jaws and ran off down the biking/jogging trail causing mayhem. No one could get past him, people were having to jump into prickly hedge to avoid being hit on the shins and cyclists were doing emergency stops.

[yellowraincoat]

Such cute dog stories! Mine isn't really a naughty story, but it makes me laugh and I'm gutted no one was there to see it.

A while ago, I was coming downstairs and I slipped and fell on my arse to the bottom of the stairs. The dog was lying at the bottom and he jumped up and ran away. I was crawling around in pain, my coccyx was totally fucked and the dog suddenly went crazy, spinning round in circles with a weird look on his face and his tail between his legs. I was a bit freaked out, because he's quite old and placid and had never done that before. I crawled to the back door to let him out, where he immediately shat EVERYWHERE.

My dog is normally pretty fussy about where he poops, but I had obviously scared him so much with my impromptu fall down the stairs that I had literally made him shit himself.

Poor little thing. Still makes me giggle now.

[UptownAbbie]

Yellow - that made me laugh, then choke and have a coughing fit because I inhaled chicken and rice stir fry. Sorry you hurt yourself though.

[bumpybecky]

these are really funny :)

[DaisySteiner]

We had some friends round for the evening and had put a load of nibbles in the living room but started off in the kitchen getting drinks and nattering for a bit. After about 10 minutes the dog waltzed in, licking his chops and looking mightily pleased with himself. Investigations revealed that he had eaten about half a kilo of cheddar cheese I think he thought he'd died and gone to heaven.

[technoduck]

Amazing stories, been feeling abit down (dh had to go up country for work for the week) and this has really cheered me up!

[DaisySteiner]

Bran - yes, his name really is Colin!! He's a miniature schnauzer cross

[ChickensGoMeh]

Jasper managed to get his snout in to a tub of sour cream last night while I was serving dinner. He might have got away with it too if it hadn't been for the perfect circle of cream around his chops. He did do such a good impersonation of innocence though that I went as far as putting some of the slobbered on cream on to my jacket potato.

[DaisySteiner]

Just looked those up bran, v.v.v. cute!! I'm starting to think about a sibling for Colin and those will be on my list

[MrsWhitaker]

My beautiful boxer Millie (RIP) opened the front door when I was out shopping on day. We came home to find door blowing in the breeze and no pup. Obviously panicked we rang and searched everywhere, ending at my Mum's house. She was sat outside her front door waiting to be let in. She had to cross a main road and jump a 5 bar gate! Madness. Needless to say we dead bolted the door from then on. When we moved house the door opening came in handy as all our friends knew if we were home to shout for the dog and she would let them in. Did terrify a few indian takeaway delivery drivers though.